Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

that's disgusting

It certainly is!

Maybe Porter can come to my mud run. He can wear his mankini and I will wear my kerfluffle and we'll get the finisher woody together!

My work here is done.



No, really. My work here is done. I got up extra early so I could quit early. And I'm done. So, that's that.

really?




ok.



*begins packing up stuff*

Don't forget to grab all of the little soaps.

yes'm.

ma?

Roger J Carlson said:

I posted this elsewhere, Haggis, but this might be an opportunity for you: 'Game Of Thrones' Running Out Of Unkempt Old Men To Cast

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That's awesome, Roger. Thanks.

I've always said, if you read it in The Onion, you know it's true.

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cray said:

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millimeters? I wouldn't be saying that to too many people.

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how you doin', tot?

swim with me, tot.






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cray said:

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how you doin', tot?

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cray said:

swim with me, tot.

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You miss your younger years and hair, dontcha cray?

hair!?

check it, baby!

cray said:

hair!?

check it, baby!

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Cheers to wishin', cray. At least you'll have the memories.

Sing it, bidges!

Hasselhoff and cray, cray and Hasselhoff
Red furry Tom Jones dressed as John Travolta
The crazy lady named for potato products
and a mugshot of a cat


That's what I get to report when someone asks me how my afternoon was.

That's disgusting

Please note:

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Please visit other threads here that aren't dead. We're sure there are a few, but, if not, you can't say we didn't try.

We need a nOOb to liven things up.

Maybe another stripper pole?

Rolling Thunder said:

Please note:

This thread is officially dead. Please move quietly towards the exits and try not to stare. Also cover your children's eyes, lest they too will be emotionally scarred for life.

Please visit other threads here that aren't dead. We're sure there are a few, but, if not, you can't say we didn't try.

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regdog said:

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Haggis said:

We need a nOOb to liven things up.

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NinaK said:

Maybe another stripper pole?

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ok, fine.

i'll do this
because i slurve you all and aw soooo much.


i'm willing to sacrifice myself to save the thread.
you heard me.


*polishes positive pip*






don't look,....


*polishes negative pip*








ready for this thread to be full of life? rejuvenated. young. fresh. aboil. active. animated. dynamic. lively.

thriving, vibrant, vigorous, vital, vivacious; current, existent, existing, extant, going, prevailing, surviving, and fully resurrected!





*plugs into thread*











you're welcome.

I think I felt the earth move.