Anyone want an adorable miniature stallion? If my neighbor doesn't come get him soon, I'm going to give the little stinker away.
Anytime I see one of those miniature horses anymore, I always think of this commercial.
Does he... bite?
Anyone want an adorable miniature stallion? If my neighbor doesn't come get him soon, I'm going to give the little stinker away.
I take it the little guy is trying to get romantic with your mare?
Through some impossible quirk of physics, he may find a way to reach.
Oh, coffee wench?
There seems to be a fairy in my coffee.
Hey! Princess Bettielee will be VERY upset if you drink one of her subjects. Seriously.
There was something so unsettling about his reaction to them, it made me wonder what's been on his mind lately.
Cheney is in town.
Isn't he off robbing someone more deserving of their much-needed heart transplant??
Ok, we better stop. Duchess Ambrosia doesn't allow politics in the castle. Let's talk about sex instead.
You should've asked if you could show him your spiders, Princess Wicked.
Apparently he's all ready done that.
Eh, politicians are all the same, just getting their strings pulled by different puppeteers.
Ok, we better stop. Duchess Ambrosia doesn't allow politics in the castle.
Let's talk about sex instead.