TALK TO LADY JAY (naughty bits)

Hypothetically speaking, you mean?

Oh. . . that is not that much.. . . ummm. . . what is it again?

Jaycinth said:

$30.00 x 28 x 16 x 3 = $40,320.00

Yes.

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Pretty damn close, yeah....

Hi. I'm here for the brownies. I could smell them in the royalty thread.

*makes notes and wonders how much the reward money is for turning Jay in*

Rllgthunder said:

*makes notes and wonders how much the reward money is for turning Jay in*

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My bounty's higher (almost triple), just to be honest. But you'll have to fight me for it. And I don't use my hands when I fight, so I usually win.

You didn't scare me off, Jay. I was in the back room, "playing" with the cook-

...Um...

The puppy. Showing him his water bowl. And...stuff.

I've been off inflating my head. If you hear a loud bang, grab a mop.

Eww....

I’m a humor lurker. It’s kinda like a bad blind date, in your mind you’re laughing at the poor soul sitting across from you. But you’re not poor souls, and I’m sitting across from a screen laughing out loud at your wit. So really, it’s nothing like a bad blind date. Let me get back to lurking.

TsukiRyoko said:

You didn't scare me off, Jay. I was in the back room, "playing" with the cook-

...Um...

The puppy. Showing him his water bowl. And...stuff.

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Go make me a sandwich, darling.

WerenCole said:

Go make me a sandwich, darling.

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...Who let you out of the freezer again? I thought I told you to stay there until I came back, and brought the chaps and some melted choc-

...Um.... Oh look, Jay! I found the cook! Heh! Heh! What was that, dear? You wanna make Jay a sandwich? Oh, how sweet of you!

Would that be a Jaycinth on wry?

*saunters in, sniffs the air*

Hmmm...

*gets some of the cioppino or whatever it is that Jay was cooking that smells great. Avoids the brownies.*

Tastes great, Jay, AND less filling, being virtual and all.

*goes to Meerkat cage, plumps velvet pillow, gives Meerkat smootchies and another salmon.*

Innit he just the cutest thing?

*fluffs aardvark's...fur, yeah, that's it, the fur, NOT the nose, no, truly, not the nose...well, not while Tsuki's looking anyway. Leaves more contraband in various places, sort of like a Backside of the Cabaret Easter Egg Hunt only with adult type goodies*

Just wait 'til they see where the rum's gone and been hidden. *snickers*

Well, it's been fun, gotta go score some more goodies. It's amazing how much money I was able to take from the Kingdom. That Royalty gig is great...I wonder if we have a ruler now or if the Rabbit Regent is still in charge? Hmmm...maybe I'll slink on over there and see what's not nailed down that I might have missed before. Tsuki's contraband costs some serious coinage, after all...

*starts for door, swishing tail, stops, backs up, gives the Cook and the Border Collie tummy rubs, then swishes tail again and saunters out*

Jaycinth said:

I like sandwiches. Go easy on the bologna.

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How about a little pork?

Rllgthunder said:

How about a little pork?

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*Dirty Snigger*

Geez, you'd think I was trying to slip something else in with that comment. Perverts.