Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

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Fish sandwich, raw carrots, and bell pepper relish.

What's for dessert?
 

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In your pants.

Itchy?
 

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No, I used Gold Bond.

What would James Bond have to say about that?
 

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No, but I see crop circles.

Does that count?
 

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That's Top Secret.

Do you have clearance?
 

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In the attic.

Isn't it just like Roger to be different and skip the basement?
 

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Roger that.

But might Clarence bump his head?
 

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Only on Roger's.

What's a headbump between bros?
 

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Because you didn't do a rain dance.

Still time, do you think?
 

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Can't you take your shoes off on a Wednesday?

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My shoes are already off.

What'cha got to say about that?
 

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I don't know any Manis.

Unless you mean Mani Quin?
 

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Everybody's got one, everybody's got one.

Well, that's what John Lennon said, right?
 

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Right.

And did he know that because he gave everybody one?
 

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I didn't get mine.

What'd I miss?
 

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Down the long and winding road.

Does it lead to your door?
 

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I'll tell you my age if you tell me yours. fingers crossed behind back

You do believe that, don't you?
 

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Yes.

Somewhere in between birth and the ol' rocking chair?
 

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I think he already did.

Are Stax potato chips considered a vegetable?