Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

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Why, no, that doesn't sound dirty 'tall.

What happened, did you get cold-cocked?
 

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No, I just had a cold cut combo from the Subway.

Does it still count as the Subway diet when you ask for mayonnaise on both sides of the bread?
 

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Only if it's Hellmann's

Who hid the cake?
 

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Yes, of course it is just you.

Don't let your hotdog stand?
 

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Only with bacon bits, shredded cheese, and lots of bleu cheese dressing.

'k?
 

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Or how much whiskey you drank first?

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Are you trying to say you kissed a cow?

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I shot the Sheriff, but I did not shoot the Deputy.

Guess what?
 

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Dancing Queen.

Still lurve me?
 

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Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck.

Pig Pen, c'mon?


 

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It got lost somewhere between the oil changes and the dirty socks.

How many years ago was I going to start my diet tomorrow?
 

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No, but they had some dang good t-rex burgers!

Weren't those the good ole days?
 

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^Not at the time.

Brother can you spare a dime?
 

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Certainly.

Are you prepared to pay me back in ten easy installments?
 

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Both.

You realise this doesn't include shipping, right?
 

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Not up front...

...but who knows what the lawsuit will demand?

:D
 

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No, there is no difference between a restraining order and ordering restraints.

Aren't they both exciting?
 

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If that's your bag.

Or did I steal your bag the other day?
 

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No, that was my cat

May I have him back?
 

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Just as soon as you return my chupacabra.

And I'll send you the vet's bill too, ok?