Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

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No, he's your nitrous oxide dealer.

Are you high?
 

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I was.

Why'd you knock me off my stool?
 

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Hey...

Are you trying to say I need the Brazilian Butt Lift?
 

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Would you take a Subway token?

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No.

Would you give me an all expense paid vacation to you know where?
 

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Truck?

Doesn't she already have one of those?
 

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Quite likely.

Did you want to borrow it?
 

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I already bagged shotgun.

Are you ok on the garden chair in the load bed?
 

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Quite; it's very comfortable. Thank you.

Btw, you do realise that the steering wheel is where I am right?
 

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Just as long as you're comfortable driving on that side of the road.

Do you think the other drivers mind?
 

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In addition, if you look closely, you'll see that it's French.

Tout le monde?
 

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Speak to my people.

Working lunch?
 

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Perhaps the vinegar will give it more zing!

If this soup is so healthy, why do I feel malnourished?
 

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Not all at once, surely!

Why are you videoing me?
 

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'Cause it's not every day a muppet's on the loose in the city.

How can you stand that fur in this 100 degree weather?
 

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Because i'm an ice cold mean machine.

Why are you laughing?
 

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'Cause you're defrosting.

Does that happen often?
 

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I was told it happens to every guy and is perfectly normal.

Was I misinformed?
 

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Yes.

They sold you a cheap Rolex watch, too, didn't they?