Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

L.J. · May 8, 2011

Only when I'm drunk.

Can you spell intoxicated?

sneakysnail · May 8, 2011

Can spell it, wish I were it.

Do you have Automatonophobia?

*One having fear about dummies, animatronic creature, statues of wax* :ROFL:

L.J. · May 8, 2011

No, but...

What does your Mannequin say?

sneakysnail · May 8, 2011

Mine says "you have always feared dummies"

What does your say?

L.J. · May 8, 2011

"Shut up, Stupid!"

Should I fire him?

Charles Farley · May 8, 2011

He would melt . . .

How did you so quickly pass over intoxication?

sneakysnail · May 8, 2011

Because we are closet alcoholics.

Do you talk to dummies when intoxicated?

L.J. · May 8, 2011

You weren't here.

edit to answer sneakysnail: No, I just get my dummy intoxicated, too.

So you been hiding in the drunk tank?

Charles Farley · May 8, 2011

Mostly.

But . . they're my friends . . what's a guy to do?

sneakysnail · May 8, 2011

Going by your avi ... drink wine.

White or red?

L.J. · May 8, 2011

Ripple.

?

Silent Rob · May 9, 2011

Perhaps...

...but won't it end in tears?

Silent Rob · May 9, 2011

But what if they never learn?

Q&A

Silent Rob · May 9, 2011

Makes it more interesting.

Will you spin me around first?

lndsymllr · May 9, 2011

Sure!

but for how long?

Silent Rob · May 9, 2011

Until the shooting starts.

Mint julep?

Lavern08 · May 9, 2011

No thanks, I'll take a Lemonade.

Fresh squeezed?

Silent Rob · May 9, 2011

Hands off! I'm married!

Shall I run you a cold bath?

Susie · May 9, 2011

L.J. · May 9, 2011

Who slipped Susie the nitrous oxide?

Question and Answer

Silent Rob · May 9, 2011

Vin Diesel.

Didn't see that one coming, didja?

L.J. · May 9, 2011

No, I didn't see the diesel coming.

Is that why I'm just a grease spot on the L & N?

Silent Rob · May 9, 2011

Could be, could be.

Or was it because you followed the chicken's lead when crossing the road?

L.J. · May 9, 2011

Yes...

How could I resist the smell wafting from the KFC on the other side?

lndsymllr · May 9, 2011

I suggest holding your nose

Hamburger anyone?