Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

When I was a kid in school we once took a field trip to a large slaughter/packing house.

I haven't really wanted to go back.

alleycat said:

When I was a kid in school we once took a field trip to a large slaughter/packing house.

I haven't really wanted to go back.

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That would be the, "we don't want to spend money we could blow on sports to send these children anywhere inspirational and educational, so let's scar them for life instead" field trip.
Ah yes. I've been there.

It wasn't quite like that. They used to have some kind of "ag day" and that was just part of it. We were mostly ol' country boys anyway (heck, when you once cut the testicles off of little piggies there's not much that's going to bother you).

I remember back in my horse days, holding the line of a soon to be gelding during the procedure. The vet said something along the lines of, "Don't worry he'll be fine." I had my doubts.

Sydneyd said:

I remember back in my horse days, holding the line of a soon to be gelding during the procedure. The vet said something along the lines of, "Don't worry he'll be fine." I had my doubts.

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We could try it with the muppet and get his opinion.

kayleamay said:

McDonalds' refused to use the pink slime. If you're really craving it, you'll have to go eat in a school cafeteria.

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see, I remember Jamie whushisname - the naked chef, doing his thing here trying to improve school lunches, and he showed the pink slime, and the rendered chicken that went into most of our processed chicken nuggets. It was gnarly. It was the first I'd heard of it, and now it's talked about all over... and I think... I hope Jame whushisname gets the credit.

Susie said:

LOL, what is this pink slime I hear of? It sounds almost as good as mah prelicks Hope you all have the greatest day! s!

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Susie - did you watch the video? It is not cakery... not at all....

Does anyone remember the Food Lion scandal from a few years back? I don't think the company ever quite got over it.

I'm making a cherry crumb-type thing. We'll see how it turns out in about 25 more minutes.

It was super-doper simple.

I want a cherry crumb-type thing.

I was suppose to get my last surgery today, but not healed yet from the last ones so it's been delayed. But I have like the greatest surgeon on the planet! Not going into it here but it's on my blog if anyone wants to read it.

I'm off tomorrow, w00t! I got two days off for the surgery. Not needed now, but I'll enjoy them. I think I'll go search for a good movie to watch and maybe write some.

*hiding my eyes; can't bear to watch Susie watching pink slime video*

andreea said:

Now, that coming from you I belive. AC...not so much.

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*sticks tongue out at AC*

Silent Rob said:

Is there a pink slimy cow?

MOO

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Sydneyd said:

But Verny! They just came out with a new flavor, Peppermint pink slime with real beef chips!

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I could go for those! What?

Glad you got a reprieve, nighty 'n prayers for you 'n and your surgery. Wish you didn't have to have that. s

'ey, all. Yep, I remember that ac... Yeah, betteh I decided to ignore it, bettah to have s Happy TGIF to y'all.

night-flyer said:

*sticks tongue out at AC*

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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Good morning, house of well-behaved kee kat and bad dragons.

Yello home fries.

It is a rainy night here in Oregon. I guess morning...if you're a stickler for those kinds of things.

alleycat said:

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Replaces AC's bottle with a cup of coffee. That always fixes the grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr's. And for crying out loud AC it's not even noon yet, put that bottle down for a while.

Yes, that have a "Flood" warning on the national weather map for your area, Syd.

alleycat said:

Good morning, house of well-behaved kee kat and bad dragons.

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You're silly.

Good morning funners.

hey Syd. Hope the rain clears up.

night-flyer said:

Replaces AC's bottle with a cup of coffee. That always fixes the grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr's. And for crying out loud AC it's not even noon yet, put that bottle down for a while.

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Red wine is good for you -- part of a healthy and nutritious breakfast. Along with bacon . . . which I'm having at the moment.

alleycat said:

Red wine is good for you -- part of a healthy and nutritious breakfast. Along with bacon . . . which I'm having at the moment.

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Whatever helps you get through the day, AC.

Bacon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bacon all gone.

I have coffee.

Since March came in like a lion here, I think it should go out like a lamb.

I'll be nice to everyone (even the muppet) for the next two days.

alleycat said:

Yes, that have a "Flood" warning on the national weather map for your area, Syd.

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It's been pretty watery around. Don't worry guys, I know how to swim