Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

L.J. · Mar 15, 2011

They just feed me slop in this joint.

What a bunch of bologna?

L.J. · Mar 15, 2011

I might just butcher the next joke.

Can we talk about Spam instead?

L.J. · Mar 15, 2011

But....

Don't you like to hear the lid pop?

Silent Rob · Mar 16, 2011

You know what they say: once you pop, you can't stop.

Doesn't that scare you?

Silent Rob · Mar 16, 2011

Maybe.

Or is it playing with me?

L.J. · Mar 16, 2011

Perhaps you should see Dr. SWest about those hallucinations.

Is the Lay's potato chip bag out to get you, too?

L.J. · Mar 16, 2011

I don't know.

Do you always put only one foot on it?

L.J. · Mar 16, 2011

I was drunk when I said that...

Wasn't I?

L.J. · Mar 16, 2011

Check for craters around the bar stool.

Hey, can I have a bite of that cheesecake?

L.J. · Mar 16, 2011

Should I leave off the grated cheese, real bacon bits, and bleu cheese dressing?

Question and Answer

L.J. · Mar 16, 2011

You're right!

Pass the bleu cheese, will ya?

L.J. · Mar 16, 2011

Why haven't you buried that yet?

Question and Answer

Duchessmary · Mar 16, 2011

What are we talking about?
Q&A

L.J. · Mar 16, 2011

I might after eating these Brussels sprouts.

Does penicillin cure that?

L.J. · Mar 16, 2011

I picked them out of my garden by the fence, rolled them in paper, and lit them...

Wait a minute. What were we talking about?

sf.writer.mdk · Mar 16, 2011

Yes, it's like a dehydrator.

Isn't it like a dessicator?

L.J. · Mar 16, 2011

You made that word up. I know you did.

Didn't you?

Duchessmary · Mar 16, 2011

Speaks with forked tongue.
Who else has a forked tongue?

sf.writer.mdk · Mar 16, 2011

My tongue is more like a spatula.

Isn't a dessicator a chemical that will absorb water in a mixture?

L.J. · Mar 16, 2011

Oh. Tequila!

Right?

Silent Rob · Mar 17, 2011

Ask Jose.

Or would the little worm at the bottom of the bottle know?

Fruitbat · Mar 17, 2011

I don't know, ask an apple.

A sauced apple, haha, apple sauce, get it?

**"Sauced" means drunk over here, orange-head. ;o)

Silent Rob · Mar 17, 2011

I see, I see.

Does orange mean red over there too?

Tee hee.

Fruitbat · Mar 17, 2011

It's up to yellow.

Why is yellow mellow?

Silent Rob · Mar 17, 2011

Because yellow passed go and collected $200.

Time to take a chance?

Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

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Silent Rob

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Silent Rob

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Duchessmary

Where I want to be

L.J.

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sf.writer.mdk

practical experience, FTW

L.J.

Duchessmary

Where I want to be

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practical experience, FTW

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