Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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CassandraW

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ok. i'll admit it,....

that's pretty dern impressive.










it's still spelled k a i s e r though.

Look, have your cheese steak any way you like. I'll take mine on a hoagie roll with sauteed onions.

Edited to add:

i don't think kayleamay has a horseradish holster, does she haggis?

*smiles coyly*

Oh, it's not just a horseradish holster.

*pulls bottle of Laphroaig out of thigh holster*
 

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who knew you ladies were so well stacked stocked!?! :Shrug:
 

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So Cass and cray are tying the knot.














Fools.






Why buy the battery when there are cheaper alternatives?
 

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So Cass and cray are tying the knot.














Fools.






Why buy the battery when there are cheaper alternatives?



that's a very hurtful thing to say, reg.






i'll be downstairs if you decide that you want to apologize to me.

*founces*
 

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Hey, are there rules about founcing? Like, how many times to you get to founce in one day before someone shmoos you?
 

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Sauerkraut smells like the devil's armpit and tastes worse.

Suddenly, I'm reminded that I haven't seen In Living Color recently.

of course, you'll have to become a eagles, phillies, flyers fan.

Gah! The Capitals will prevail!
Let's Go CAPS! LET'S GO CAPS!

ahem. Excuse me...

The Redskins... I can't say it. Drat.

:Shrug:
 

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Is that a holster of holding on your thigh or are you just happy to see us?

:ROFL:

"Holster of holding," huh? Is that a Transformer thing? Anyway, it's gotta be that because dawg knows I'm not happy. Haggis took my sammich.
 

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Sauerkraut smells like the devil's armpit and tastes worse.

What are we talking about again?

After that observation who the hell knows?
 

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Want me to blast him?


Gilroy, you are so chivalrous! :kiss:

But it's OK. I just realized I have another sandwich.

*pulls beef on weck out of thigh holster, offers Gilroy half.*

Do you care for horseradish?

edited to add:

Hey I'll take care of the brats if you have some kraut with beer and brown sugar and some rye buns ...

No problem.

*Pulls kraut and rye bun laden platter out of thigh holster and hands it to Porter*

The demon spawn are in the playpen. Throw them some raw meat occasionally and they'll be fine. Use the cattle prod if they get too noisy.

But unfortunately, Cray seems to have jilted me at the altar.

*looks speculatively around Cabaret, weighing potential husbands*
 

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I have no idea why we're talking about sauerkraut, but I'm just popping in anyway :D
 

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Hotdogs, founcing, sauerkraut, marriage, and the Phillies?

Okay, seriously now... Which of you have been peeking at my never-again, so-long-as-I-live list? ;)


that's a very hurtful thing to say, kelly.






i'll be downstairs if you decide that you want to apologize to me.

*founces*


The Phillies have the world's ugliest third baseman. Just so you know.


*sniff*


that's a very hurtful thing to say, haggis.






i'll be downstairs if you decide that you want to apologize to me.

*founces*
 

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Don't you have to at least unfounce before you refounce?

:rulez
 
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