Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

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You seem to be starting a collection.

Is this one plaid or paisley?
 

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I suppose it depends on how adept at woodwork they are.

Is it possible to teach an old paisley new tricks?
 

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I just assumed it was a front for the Man.

So you mean I'm not causing anarchy by buying everything at IKEA?
 

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The Swedish should extend the ban to using turkeys for furniture.

Once assembled, don't IKEA furniture warrantees end?
 

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I don't know, I've never assembled an IKEA furniture warrantee.

Why isn't legalese easy?
 

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Shoulder pads, parachute pants and Swatches!

Do you realize how hard it is to update that wardrobe?
 

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Perfect illustration of the need for a clothing junkyard.

Didn't I have my eyes closed during the entire decade?
 

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Through the sheer weight of your eyeliner?

Q&A bonanza!
 

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Yes...and I built an extension!

Pina colada?
 

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That would be awkward if you still couldn't tell.

So, will we be able to see the movie stars in your beard?