Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

swachski · May 27, 2012

He has a purpose driven diet.

Don't you kinda want to try it, just so you can say "whe-ugh"?

kenthepen · May 27, 2012

Liza.

Porpoise dogs?

Don Evan Scott · May 27, 2012

Gross.

Are they Tuna-safe?

kenthepen · May 27, 2012

Yes, but they still attract cats.

And they tend to leap out of the buns?

Don Evan Scott · May 27, 2012

I think I found your problem.

Don't you know you have to turn the heat on under the pot?

kenthepen · May 27, 2012

*reading package*

Ooooooh, they're not precooked. Or prekilled.

Uh, don't you use a lighter or matches?

Don Evan Scott · May 27, 2012

Um, no.

What kind of stove you got?

kenthepen · May 27, 2012

Usually people roll their pot into papers to make cigarettes, or smoke it in a pipe.

I'm a little unclear on this "heating" thing?

swachski · May 27, 2012

I'm trying to figure out how to get this cast iron pot into a pipe...

Maybe I should use PVC?

kenthepen · May 27, 2012

Wrap it in newspaper.

Then shove it into a sewer pipe?

Don Evan Scott · May 27, 2012

That's weird.

Did my toilet just explode?

kenthepen · May 27, 2012

No, it's just a little overheated.

Did you make it angry?

L.J. · May 27, 2012

No, but I've seen the x-files.

Does x really mark the spot?

Jehhillenberg · May 27, 2012

It does.

Did you touch it?

L.J. · May 27, 2012

No.

Would it touch me back?

L.J. · May 28, 2012

Hey ....

Have you tried asking for volunteers on Answer a Question w/Question thread?

kenthepen · May 28, 2012

The problem with that is that they could never say yes.

Isn't the nature of the victim dependent on the sacrificial occasion?

Michael Myers · May 28, 2012

Tap your heels together three times and make a wish.

Did that work?

L.J. · May 28, 2012

No, it didn't.

I bet you get messages through your bowl of alphabet soup, don't you?

Jehhillenberg · May 28, 2012

Yes.

How telling is that revelation?

Silent Rob · May 28, 2012

Not very, due to the atrocious spelling.

Wouldn't it profit all prophets to get some book learnin'?

Silent Rob · May 29, 2012

In my in-tray!

You know I'll get around to fulfilling them soon, right?

swachski · May 29, 2012

Magic 8 ball says, "reply hazy, try again."

Mightn't you stick to fashion predictions?

Silent Rob · May 29, 2012

I don't predict fashion. I create it.

Why aren't you following?

MrYikes · May 29, 2012

I follow your fashion lead.

Where shall we go now?

Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

swachski

checking the 'reset' box

kenthepen

Don Evan Scott

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

kenthepen

Don Evan Scott

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

kenthepen

Don Evan Scott

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

kenthepen

swachski

checking the 'reset' box

kenthepen

Don Evan Scott

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

kenthepen

L.J.

Jehhillenberg

N/A

L.J.

L.J.

kenthepen

Michael Myers

Take a chance. Amaze yourself.

L.J.

Jehhillenberg

N/A

Silent Rob

Riff-Raff

Silent Rob

Riff-Raff

swachski

checking the 'reset' box

Silent Rob

Riff-Raff

MrYikes

He's such fun, til he gets hungry