Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

i'm no longer to blame!

cray said:

i'm no longer to blame!

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You dont need to be blamed when you are whatever enough to accept reposibility for your actions even though it is illegal to write about them or take photgraphs of them like pip polishing since that it about the only option avilable which is kind of like polishing the America's Cup when it only geta used every few years or so by rich people with no sense of reality like Ted Turner who might see some value in your pip since it is so seldom seen like the races to win the America's cup and nobody pays much attempt to watch those either since they can know all about them in a two inch column no pun intended even if it is pretty hard to avoid the analogue or joke or whatever it is because

as it is written, so it shall be.
i shall shoulder the blame no more.

thank you, porter.

Size isn't everything.











Oh hell, am I actually defending the battery?

*cries*

*hands bw a 'team cray' t-shirt.*

*reaches for hand cleanser*

cray said:

*hands bw a 'team cray' t-shirt.*

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OOh, I want one - are you an Everready-vampire or a were-battery???

You can have the one he gave me - there's only a teeny little vomit stain on it.

No thank you. I want my own - with Cray's autograph!

It's illegal to burn that shirt ... EPA says so.

Good grief, I leave you people for a day or two, and there are already threats of thread locking??

This is what you all get for letting cray out of his cage.

Silent Rob said:

As for that Bobert, thing...well...let's just say that nobody calls me Bobert!

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Whatever you say, Bobert.

cray said:

according to some of the reps coming in this morning it's 'teh awesome!' and is 'a pip to die for!'

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Are you sure the exact wording wasn't "Please cover your pip or you will die!!!1!"?

BigWords said:

Size isn't everything.

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Good one!

*high-fives BW*

*hands angie a gently used 'team cray' t-shirt.*

cray said:

*hands angie a gently used 'team cray' t-shirt.*

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Oh, good. I need something to clean up Haggis's little "accident" in the corner. Who forgot to let him out this afternoon??


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oh, that's not good.

BigWords said:

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we are not amused.

Don't worry, Cray. I'm still blaming Angie.

thank you, morticia.

cray said:

we are not amused.

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Yes. Yes, we are.

CassandraW said:

Don't worry, Cray. I'm still blaming Angie.

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I'm sorry, who are you again?

OH. That explains it then. Have you given her the chair yet?

Yawn.

Have you seen that new girl's toes?

Freaky.