Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

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*runs in naked*

Hey! Am I too late for the nekkid. . . . .

*notices everyone is clothed*

Ah, geez, just like all those dreams. . . . .
 

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*walks in...pours acid in eyes...gouges out eyes with rusty spoon...walks out*

*scoops up eyes*
*puts them in jar*
*gazes at it fondly*

I've always loved your eyes, darling.

*wanders back to Cabaret*
 

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*walks in...pours acid in eyes...gouges out eyes with rusty spoon...walks out*

Ouch, ouch, OUCH!!!! Toooo drastic!!!!!

Nakedness is not such a bad thing. Only bad on American TV where most TV programmes still show women in bed, obviously after a happy romp, with her bra on. ONLY on American TV. Why????
 

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He's also bleeding. Kitty and I just had a fun game of foot fight.

Cat - 2
Human - 0
 

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She's trying to tempt me in to another game.
 

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You know you wanna play.

I usually tie a string to the end of the broom, keeps me out of the danger zone as three cats jump around with claws flying everywhere.
 

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My cat enjoys a nice game of fetch, but only on her terms, and when she wants to.
 

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I had a male cat once that loved playing fetch, but only with the plastic rings you pull off the cap of a gallon of milk. Anything else he simply ignored.
 

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My first cat loved playing fetch. I occasionally still find something that she had eventually batted under something. I have some large bookcases that never gets moved (and have like a 1" opening along the bottom front); I suspect there is all sort of stuff under them.
 

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Play time around here is very dangerous, usually the two white cats end up bleeding and limping away because the little black cat is insane and flails very sharp claws in all directions. It's like throwing a rabid squirrel into the play circle. :scared: No one likes playing with her.
 
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