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MacAllister

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I've thought for years I should post some of the weirder stuff that shows up in my email, just for everyone's general amusement -- sort of a "From the Mailbag" kind of a thread.

Then I got this today, from someone who quite clearly has too much time on their hands. It was just too funny to not share it with all of y'all:
On Feb 19, 2011, at 11:46 AM, <[email protected]> <[email protected]> wrote:

Our "Crook For Christ" profile next week will be that of the great slime ball MacAllister Stone. Ms. Stone is the owner/moderator of www.absolutewrite.com where she promotes false and damaging information about innocent people! She is truly the worst of the worst when it comes to human life! Ms. Stone will also be our opening guest when we launch our newest site in about two weeks at www.theworstpeople.com Ms. Stone is a deaf ear to those who ask for her to stand up to people when they use her site www.absolutewrite.com to launch destructive campaigns to try and destroy the reputations of those who do in fact treat people fair and honest. Ms. Stone is by all accounts a "domestic terrorist" promoting the destruction of innocent reputations! Please join us next week when we welcome Ms. Stone!

Till then,

The Staff At www.crooksforchrist.com

It is, by the way, perfectly appropriate to point and laugh.
 

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Oh, bless (as it were).

This is a forum where you can call attention to the people that operate as crooks in the Church.

Thing is, though I have great fondness and reverence for you, I had no idea AW was a church.

I know. Silly of me.

Say, do you sell indulgences?
 

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Usually, I at least have some idea who the bizarre stuff is from. In this case, I'm still laughing too hard to start investigating the headers, even.
 

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Oh, bless (as it were).



Thing is, though I have great fondness and reverence for you, I had no idea AW was a church.

I know. Silly of me.

Say, do you sell indulgences?

I sell passes to the pool on the roof
 

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Do you think they'd mind if I contacted them to say it should be "treat people fairly and honestly?" I could direct them to the Grammar and Syntax forum, too.
 

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You're a domestic terrorist? Who for? The Authors Liberation Front Army League for Not Getting Scammed? Oh, I know, it's the People's Front of Judea!

Or Bookwriters Offence League Likes Oppressing Conartist Know-nothings. Sadly (or not) the acronym is Bollock.

Pro tip: Hiding explosives in your bra can be dangerous and is not recommended. ;)
 

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13 guests (probably us clicking the link), no users.

Should make for an interesting debate.
 

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"the great slime ball"
That is simply poetic. Almost good enough for a new user title.
 

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I'm relieved that you're taking this in stride, MacAllister. I'm swinging between being livid for you and being stunned into disbelief.
 

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NOT FAIR! I didn't get one. I guess I'm just small-fry compared to you on the Worst People scale.

*points*

*laughs*

*wonders who else will appear on this website and considers alerting Victoria*
 

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To be fair, it's not certain that that the brethren on that forum have any connection with that charming missive. They may just be looking at their traffic spike and saying wtf*?

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* what the Father?
 

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It makes me long for the now defunct MacAllister Stone Writes With Her Fangs.
 

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Do you think they'd mind if I contacted them to say it should be "treat people fairly and honestly?" I could direct them to the Grammar and Syntax forum, too.
You might want to point out the overuse of exclamation points to them while you're at it!
 
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