Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

I dunno. Do they have nuclear warheads attached?

Angie said:

I dunno. Do they have nuclear warheads attached?

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Course they do. How else would I style my hair?

I'm hungry.

Would you like me to slaughter someone something for you? I think i saw some free-range bull in P&CE.



*sharpens axes*

Haggis! Corral someone irritating!

CassandraW said:

Would you like me to slaughter someone something for you? I think i saw some free-range bull in P&CE.

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That's just Haggis.



Okay, I'm not really here. Have a good night, everyone!

KLM!

You're looking a little rocky. Having a rough night?

Rough month year, actually. I'm hiding until I can knock the chip off my shoulder and be civil...n' stuff.

Have you tried getting stoned?

Eta: sorry. It's been a little punny around here lately. It becomes a habit after a while.

A habit?

Like, you mean Fred's finally taken my advice and got herself to a nunnery?

Silent Rob said:

A habit?

Like, you mean Fred's finally taken my advice and got herself to a nunnery?

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She did, but even after dinner and a movie, the Sister didn't think to invite Fred in...

haggis is so fickle like that.

Silent Rob said:

A habit?

Like, you mean Fred's finally taken my advice and got herself to a nunnery?

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Help Fred kick the habit!!

AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!




Jaycinth!!!!!





About time they let you out!

*gives Jaycinth, Cassie, Reg, ToT, Kaylea, PD, Gail, Kelly, Angie, Cella, Nina, Swachski, and Bettie Lee each a cup of coffee.

*Places three platters of donuts, muffins, and bagels on the bar*

*adds signs to platters: Free to good homes*

CassandraW said:

*rattles cages*

WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP RIGHT NOW!

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Has no one warned you what happens when you disturb a sleeping cat?

It ain't pretty. And it leaves scars...



*looks for bottled water then curls up in bean bag chair.*

When did we get bean bag chairs?

kayleamay said:

I can knock the chip off my shoulder and be civil.

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Since when do people need to do this?
Can't survive in the world without a chip...

That's not a bean bag chair, yo. It's rt.

Haggis said:

When did we get bean bag chairs?

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I stole it from the Cantina when they kicked me out?

Gilroy Cullen said:

I stole it from the Cantina when they kicked me out?

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You stole RT from the Cantina?

Excellent.

Now put him back.

The Hounds need a snack more than the Cantina needs a bean bag.

Just sayin'.

Yeah, but rt's like a four course meal with a cheese board for afters.