Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

I'm only rear for the butt jokes!

I know, I crack you all up!

Cliff Face said:

Butt not about me, right? 'Cause that would be cheeky.

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Ass jokes go, this is ass strong ass a buttress.

It looks we're going to have to get to the bottom of these puns...

I'm split down the middle on the wisdom of doing more puns.

Duchessmary said:

YESSSSSSSS MORE PUNS PLEASE!!!

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Ok, ass you wish.

I have to admit I asstound myself sometimes with my cheeky humour.

Duchessmary said:

Noooooooooooo

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Don't give us the booty!

It's my day off, butt there's so much to do around the house.

No way I'm plumbing into this one.

Please can we not discuss plumbing? We have just lost our brand new water heater.

Komnena said:

Please can we not discuss plumbing? We have just lost our brand new water heater.

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Oh, crap.

Was your water heater made by State Industries?

Komnena said:

Please can we not discuss plumbing? We have just lost our brand new water heater.

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:/ aw, what happened, Komnena?



and btw: crack kills

It probably took a leak.

A brand new one? I had one that flooded the hall and went through a wall and into my livingroom a long time ago. We had to pull the carpet, but it was an old one.

yeah, that happened to us too and had to buy a new one. What a mess.

You guys take care and have a pun night! s!

I'm very impressedified, everybody! You kept the puns going all night!

But I'm drawing a line under it now. Hilaritea has ensured, people have been cracked right up.

But today is a new day and we need to stop, just to prove that we can. Otherwise people might think that we have a problem.

*capers*

'ey, all. I don't see any line muppet Howz this? ___________________ Hope you guyz have a fun weekend. TGIF!!! s!

Good morning, house of inhouse geysers.


The Punolympics! Yay!

I see Susie has already drawn the starting line.


And then, late out of the starting stalls but catching up quickly in the first furlong we have....

Duchessmary said:

You know these puns make me tead off.

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... Duchessmary! Duchessmary qualifies for the first AW Punolympics!

Way to go, Duchess!!! Even if we did see a bit of your butt a few posts later.


Ha, muppet. I can quit any time I want. I even have the tee-shirt to prove it.

Tonight was worse than most. I was asked to take my shirt off, split up a fight (literally it was them and me in the middle), and stained my brand new shirt. Oh, and I get to go back tomorrow. Awesome.

Good morning, house of quitters.

Things are just going down the drain.

alleycat said:

Good morning, house of quitters.

Things are just going down the drain.

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I thought you were looking a little flushed.



Hey, Syd. That sounds like rough night you had. Maybe time to pull the plug on that place.




Ha. A two-fer!

Wipe that grin off your, uh, face.

Wait...Syd, did you accidentally stray into P&CE?

*jazz hands*

Confucius says:

If toilet water is used on hair - be careful seat don't fall on head.