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*reports post*
Ah. The old Fair Use routine, eh?This place is soooo messed up.
I post stuff dripping with sexual innuendo. I threaten fellow Cabbies with steak knives and uzis. Arson, vandalism, assault, murder -- you name it, I've done it on this thread. And that was just on Tuesday.
And what does Mac bust me for? Posting mangled song lyrics (accompanied by a legal disclaimer, no less).
I mean, what does a girl have to do to get banned around here? Quote poetry?
*recites "Ode to a Haggis," just to see what happens*
Ah. The old Fair Use routine, eh?
Well, if you need an attorney who never took a law class in his life my fee is $651 an hour.
Maybe you should have tried '(In a) New York Minute'.
Well, what did you expect? Ode to a Haggis (Address to a Haggis) is probably the best poem ever written.Whoa! I recite "Ode to a Haggis," and I get...Haggis! Like, instantly! So. Cool.
WHERE'S MY FREAKING ALIMONY?
We weren't talking about your sex life.Maybe you should have tried '(In a) New York Minute'.
Well, what did you expect? Ode to a Haggis (Address to a Haggis) is probably the best poem ever written.
And if you want alimony get a damn lawyer
~Burnsfair fa’ your honest, sonsie face! Weel are ye wordy of a grace
as lang’s my arm!
*removes Haggis'e's quotation marks and replaces them with devil horns*
Yeah. I did some investigation on that. Got some numbers if you want them.
Is feeling sadly. Is nobidies saying the happy birthdays to me. I wondering if maybe I being doing some wrong thi8ngs. It makes me want cry.
But is OK. Nekkid mole rats don;t get lovings I know. I dealings with as best I kan.
u ma8kes us puuk
I thinkings you mabee not so nice. You making the funs, no? Mayvbe you die, bitches and see how you liking it, no?u ma8kes us puuk
You seweettart. Thanking you emmensilly for your love and heartly thintgs.Happy birthday, Drooling Blunder! And many happy returns. You may be a nekkid mole rat, but you're no weirder-looking than most of the creatures wandering around this place...
...Cray, for example.
Hay. And one more to day. You gotting funny picture on yourself. And yet you making the fun of me. You mayby dye the deathes of dead people, you knowing?u ma8kes us puuk
You seweettart. Thanking you emmensilly for your love and heartly thintgs.