Haggis, however, would like to see a devilish plot twist take shape; causing cray to experience some TV drama style angst.
Hmmm.
*now is the time to pitch your TV show ideas, based on the protagonist/antagonist themes above*
Ah, but what style of TV drama?
Procedural: Haggis, donning his best Lennie Brisco sarcasm, investigates the super-sizing of cray's avatar. In dutiful procedural fashion, the perp isn't OFG, as we all suspected, but rather KTC, an acronym of such renown no one could have fingered him as the mad avatar-super-sizing criminal. Haggis, tossing off another sarcastic retort, turns KTC over to Soccer Mom the Great for prosecution. All events inspired by a true story, of course.
Medical soap opera: The super-sized avatar is merely a symptom masking a larger, more serious problem. cray's innocent vision to Dr. Haggis von House reveals his avatar is a side effect of Cabaret-itis, and the snarky but brilliant Haggis von House is his only hope. Complicating the diagnosis is Haggis von House's crack fellowship team: robeiae, Unique and TrainofThought. Supervising their hijinks (and harboring a secret crush on Haggis von House) is Chief of Staff Rolling Thunder, and Haggis's best friend and cancer specialist Huggis.
Who's got breakfast? I'm tired of popcorn...
For some odd reason, this made me think of
Revenge of the Nerds. Popcorn of cereal, beer for milk....
I'm gonna wait for the movie. In the meantime, die thread.
"Death is only the beginning..."