Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

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When he bought those new bejeweled stilettos.

Aren't they pretty?
 

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I don't know.

Did he get it on Rollback?
 

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I'd say.

Didn't Rob call us pheasants, not peasants?
 

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Sobriety.

Are you tossing a corn?
 

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LOL

Haven't you ever tossed corn before? ;)
 

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Yes. :D

Good for a Saturday afternoon?
 

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I shook it.

Does that count?
 

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Yes, in my bathtub.

Why did I only find soap scum?
 

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You obviously haven't been to one of Midas's's's house parties.

Who's got the magic touch?
 

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So we can measure things.

What else would you use a ruler for?
 

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Crowd control.

Tear gas?
 

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Shake it!

Will you teach me how?
 

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I was born with it.

Can't you just get a bowl of lime jello and study it carefully?
 

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Why?

Was the coconut bad?
 

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No, it's too scary.

Ignorance is bliss?