Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

authorgirl1485 · Mar 27, 2011

Only if it tastes like blueberries.

Why am I here?

L.J. · Mar 27, 2011

'Cause it's the place to be.

Did you know you can check out, but you can never leave?

Silent Rob · Mar 28, 2011

But I still get the loyalty points, right?

Q&A

Silent Rob · Mar 28, 2011

Only once a day.

Want a cookie?

L.J. · Mar 28, 2011

I dunno.

Who made it?

L.J. · Mar 28, 2011

No, I was too busy eating these Keebler Soft Batch Fudge cookies.

Did you know they are uncommonly made and uncommonly good?

Duchessmary · Mar 28, 2011

Don't be ridiculous.
Want a pickle?

L.J. · Mar 28, 2011

I'm already in a pickle.

What else ya got?

adam.purple · Mar 28, 2011

Nothing but cucumbers, aging in brine.

Will that do?

L.J. · Mar 28, 2011

I don't know.

Is that how you make cucumber wine?

SinisterCola · Mar 28, 2011

Sure why not...

It won't kill me...right?

L.J. · Mar 28, 2011

If it doesn't, it'll just make you stronger.

Right?

Sass2379 · Mar 28, 2011

Probably not.

But if it did, would it be such a bad way to go?

L.J. · Mar 28, 2011

Yes, it would.

Whoever heard of cucumber wine?

Sass2379 · Mar 28, 2011

Not me, until today.

But wouldn't a strong cabernet taste better?

L.J. · Mar 28, 2011

I believe it would.

Cheers?

Silent Rob · Mar 29, 2011

Ted Danson's best work.

Do you want to go somewhere where everybody knows your name?

L.J. · Mar 29, 2011

You mean like here?

Question and Answer

Silent Rob · Mar 29, 2011

Oh, c'mon...

...Liza Jane's not a real name, is it?

Silent Rob · Mar 29, 2011

It made cents.

Commercially viable?

L.J. · Mar 29, 2011

Nah.

Can I borrow a dollar, dude?

Duchessmary · Mar 29, 2011

I'm broke.
Who's fixed?

L.J. · Mar 29, 2011

Billy Shears.

Do you get high with a little help from your friends?

adam.purple · Mar 29, 2011

No, I usually take the stairs instead.

Don't tell me you prefer the escalator?

L.J. · Mar 29, 2011

Escalators suck you under the moving stairs.

Doesn't everyone prefer their stairs to be still?

Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

authorgirl1485

practical experience, FTW

L.J.

Silent Rob

Riff-Raff

Silent Rob

Riff-Raff

L.J.

L.J.

Duchessmary

Where I want to be

L.J.

adam.purple

Failure on display

L.J.

SinisterCola

The Caffeine Junkie

L.J.

Sass2379

One Big Goof

L.J.

Sass2379

One Big Goof

L.J.

Silent Rob

Riff-Raff

L.J.

Silent Rob

Riff-Raff

Silent Rob

Riff-Raff

L.J.

Duchessmary

Where I want to be

L.J.

adam.purple

Failure on display

L.J.