Hounding After Hours
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Of course. But she's easy.
Jane.
And, given all the wives Watson went through in the series, you can take "easy" any way you want to.
Jane.
And, given all the wives Watson went through in the series, you can take "easy" any way you want to.
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Did you ever read the Sherlockian canon?
I think Watson married about four different women. Granted, a lot of that may simply have been Conan Doyle's utter indifference for continuity, but still....
Yeah, women get mad when you call them that. I haven't called a woman that in a long time. But then again, like I said, it's a relative term in my world.
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No. Own some of the books, but they were inherited. I keep meaning to read them, though.
Pfft. Only four?
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Okay.
Like "good". And "truth?"
More like they're all easy until I come around.
You'd be amazed at how many woman are suddenly not in the mood around me.
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You need to hide the duct tape better upfront?More like they're all easy until I come around.
You'd be amazed at how many woman are suddenly not in the mood around me.
You need to hide the duct tape better upfront?
I hide it pretty well. I think they can smell it on me.
You might be shocked to know I play it straight pretty well. I mean, for very short periods of time, but I can do it.
The puppies are a little underfed, though, Ted. I did have that complaint. Also, the candy is just painted paper. Couldn't spring for a real lolipop or two? Frankly, I was disappointed.
Also, the chloroform is a little low-quality. It's clearly being supplied through a lousy third-party at discount rates.
The van though, perfect. Absolutely flawless serial killer van.
Also, the chloroform is a little low-quality. It's clearly being supplied through a lousy third-party at discount rates.
The van though, perfect. Absolutely flawless serial killer van.
You'd be amazed at how hard it is to find good quality chloroform. In the movies, they make it seem like you can pick it up at Wal*mart but you can't. They even have knock-out sprays and knock-out drops you can put in hot coffee that work with just a sip. It's always easier in the movies.
Well you need to work on your special effects. As far as kidnapping skills go, yours are currently rated around a 5. That's pretty medicore. I think even crocodiles have a higher kidnapping skill than yours. And they aren't as prone to rolling natural ones, either. Darn those critical misses.
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