I don't think this Jane lady would appreciate being called easy.
No. Own some of the books, but they were inherited. I keep meaning to read them, though.Did you ever read the Sherlockian canon?
Pfft. Only four?I think Watson married about four different women. Granted, a lot of that may simply have been Conan Doyle's utter indifference for continuity, but still....
Like "good". And "truth?"But then again, like I said, it's a relative term in my world.
Like "good". And "truth?"
You need to hide the duct tape better upfront?More like they're all easy until I come around.
You'd be amazed at how many woman are suddenly not in the mood around me.
You need to hide the duct tape better upfront?
I think the white van with candy and puppies probably doesn't help either.
A WHITE VAN WITH CANDY AND PUPPIES?!?!?! WHERE? W H E R E?!?!?!
The puppies are a little underfed, though, Ted. I did have that complaint. Also, the candy is just painted paper. Couldn't spring for a real lolipop or two? Frankly, I was disappointed.
Also, the chloroform is a little low-quality. It's clearly being supplied through a lousy third-party at discount rates.
The van though, perfect. Absolutely flawless serial killer van.
Those and the blue VW ones. 1980's Libyan Terrorists and all.But those taupe vans, Abby, those are the ones you really have to keep your eye out for, right?