But if it's truly the size of a swizzle stick (hey, I'm just reporting what others have said and all), then why would any of us care? Would we even notice Haggis' swizzle stick? Particularly when we have RT's nose to occupy all our attention?Just think of the opportunities! You sashay around in that pink suit, all of the girls think you're a gay caballero, and then you whip out your swizzle stick...
But if it's truly the size of a swizzle stick (hey, I'm just reporting what others have said and all), then why would any of us care? Would we even notice Haggis' swizzle stick? Particularly when we have RT's nose to occupy all our attention?
*grabs camera*There are ways...
Once upon a time an acquaintance of mine over-indulged at a party. Discovering a need to visit the bath room, he got there okay but the room was waving too much for him to remain standing. He flipped up the seat, sank to his knees, and draped his most prized possession over the porcelain. The seat fell. Forever afterwards, the term "big as a beer can and bright red," had deep and significant meaning within our social circle. Someone hand me Haggis and a mallet...
Someone hand me Haggis and a mallet...
Back off, lady. Ain't no swizzles gonna be smashed in this thread. No, sir, ma'am. I got me some bartending responsibilities here. Someone's gotta be able to stir the drinks, yanno.
But Haaaaaggis (she said, wheedling), it will only hurt for a little while, and think how popular you'll be aftewards!
Aren't you the same person who talked me into wearing the pink space suit? Nuh-uh. Not happening. The last time I listened to you, they made me the pet advisor on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. I mean, the money's good, but it's ruined my love life.
You are NOT swizzling MY drink with your stick, mister!Back off, lady. Ain't no swizzles gonna be smashed in this thread. No, sir, ma'am. I got me some bartending responsibilities here. Someone's gotta be able to stir the drinks, yanno.
Tortilla soup? Nonsense! What happened to the clam chowder?But I love cilantro. You can't make tortilla soup without cilantro.
Serious questions? Sure.
What is the point of cilantro? Its obnoxious, overpowering flavor ruins every dish that uses it.
Tortilla soup? Nonsense! What happened to the clam chowder?
Cilantro does not come to a point. It is a rather fragile herb.
I don't know that I'd call it obnoxious. It is quite pretty, actually, and it is a staple of southwestern cuisine.
I'd be willing to guess that this little outburst is just a cry for love, dear little chihuahua...come to momma...
***picks up Haggis and snuggles him inside her hoodie***
Yes, I AM wearing a shirt under it, Haggis.
Now, tell me, how long have you disliked southwestern food, dear doggie? Is this a 'daddy issue?' Did he force you to eat cilantro with eggs?
I did too pick it up! I remembering eati-You didn't pick it up from the carry-out is what happened. Remember I want Manhattan Style with a lot of those neat crackers....
I put cilantro in everything--even in my socks.