Jed's Super-Dooper Baileys Pub for Newbies, Dragons, Saints & Sinners

And I have Chocolate Baileys!!

What could be better than that!?!!

*looks around for geth*

Ok Falcon, ya can't beat 'er... might be better to just join the club.

heh, I shall not harm the safe keeper of the sekrit stash as long as he quits firing those pellets at me, come on now, I'm a dragon. pfft!

Sweet! Chocolate Baileys! If I can find those marshmallows I dropped last month, we can have S'mores, too.

Ahhh, the marshmellows!! I stashed those in the pantry! Never fear, the bug is here!!

Sure is quiet in this place. I feel the need for music! That's better!

Yes, this place definitely needed some music. I have to go do laundry now. :/ Nice drinking and chatting with you, friend. But I gotz to go now.

Movie night with kiddies---drink with ya again soon!

Watches the two gorge themselves on food and enjoy themselves. Sighs and shrugs.

*presses button*

All the of the contents of all sekrit stashes have been teleported the the sekrit, sekrit, sekrit, vault, of the sekrit building, on the sekrit planet, located in the heart of the sekrit sector.

Also ALL inventory has been reversed engineered and mastered to perfection. All inventory will be kept at perfect conditions in perfect taste and quality.

In addition to making sure all contents of the sekrit stashes are perfect for enjoyment a data base has been compiled to allow quick and easy access to every beverage and food imaginable.

*Looks at Honey and the Dragon*

*Holds up two access keys*

I take that you two would enjoy would enjoy being the first ones in a squeaky clean sekrit stash hideaway? I protect the stash not from those you enjoy it, but from those who are willing to rummage through it and NOT leave a tip.

Oh and guarding the sekrit stash is not very tiring. Nope *shakes head* I've got backup

*cleans pup*

*empties tip jar*

*Proceeds to room of sekrit soda storage*

quits firing those pellets at me, come on now, I'm a dragon. pfft!

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Pellets?

*checks ammo*

Oh, regular ammo ... explains a lot.

*loads shredder rounds*

*Performs security sweep around the pub*

mmm... Bailey's. That's good, but Bombay gin is even better, especially when mixed with a yummy mix. Of course, a good rum isn't to be turned down, either. Having a bartender for a husband is always a wonderful thing, especially when you both can drink like a fish without any worry other than blood poisoning from too much liquor.

'eyes heavily armed robot butler as she takes a seat by the window' Dang, the security in this place has sure tightened up. A glass of sparkling cider please, I'm celebrating the upcoming release of my new book.

Hello fellow pubbies, Am almost new here. How's things going? What's new? Whose dragon ate that burnt cottage back there??

And Kyradune!! Congratulations mate. Drinks!! For all!! On him.

hi,.great place to visit..im new and im really really thirsty

Here! Have a tall glass of milk and a double-high M&M brownie fresh out of the oven!

*Leaves the rest of the brownies and a gallon of milk on the counter, the milk in a magical cooling field.*

Working Title said:

Here! Have a tall glass of milk and a double-high M&M brownie fresh out of the oven!

*Leaves the rest of the brownies and a gallon of milk on the counter, the milk in a magical cooling field.*

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Well there goes my diet. Since you left the milk in a magical cooling field, anyway to hocus-pocus the calories from the brownies?

Hocus Poc--ACHOO!

Oh, dear. I seem to have made them worth twice the calories, now.

Razzle Dazzle!

And now they're snow leopards. AAH! But they still have brightly colored M&M spots.

Well, I guess that takes care of the calories.

zanzjan said:

Yay! Congratulations! *offers a toast*

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dreammaker said:

And Kyradune!! Congratulations mate. Drinks!! For all!! On him.

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Thanks.

Working Title said:

Razzle Dazzle!
And now they're snow leopards. AAH! But they still have brightly colored M&M spots.

Well, I guess that takes care of the calories.

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This place just gets weirder and weirder. I love it.

BAILEYS! and GUINNESS!! - that's a match made in HEAVEN, Count me in. I'll take one of each to start and then we'll see

*Drags into pub*

*puts on shades to protect eyes from the shine*

to all the new peeps!! This place is comin alive! We pop in and out around here so if you have any questions, need some assistance or just came for the company of good peeps and drink---hang tight!! Someone will come along and try to give you an answer, assist, or chat and drink! Hopefully, you are finding your way around the place without complication!

We have recently enlisted the services of Falcon--the geth! He's quite handy if you leave him a nice tip!

*leaps up to grab keys from geth*

*hides them in super sekrit spot only known to self and nighty*

Baileys on the rocks! Nice evening!

*goes to the super sekrit spot to get the keys to the sekrit, sekrit stash* which is all very sekrit.

Hello and welcome newbies!! Always good to see new faces in here.

*sneaks in*
*climbs ladder up to bar*
*makes 2X4 as taught by boat guy*
*ponders life, love and everything else*

Have a Baileys, m.a.m. Too much pondering will hurt the brain and put you into a coma.

Oh, m.a.m.---boat guy seems to have impacted you! My only recommendation is to just humor the poor guy!! He's a tad on the edge of brillance & seeks normalness... I know, he's far from it!!

*Sits on stool next to m.a.m.*

Refill?

Leaves tip for butler, uhhh geth, uhhh Falcon!!

ello peeps...

I don't drink much occasional wine, lots of beer and rum , twice vodka.

So, what is a bailey on the rocks?? And a geth? What's a geth?? I want a geth!!

Unless they come only in pink. Not for me then. I could use some weed now. Do they serve weed here?? Need inspiration to write some.

night-flyer said:

Have a Baileys, m.a.m. Too much pondering will hurt the brain and put you into a coma.

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Hellooooo, dragon!!! *gets mesmerized by dragon and reminds self not to pet*
*forces gaze away from dragon*
I think I fell asleep there with all the pondering... hm, possibly semi-comatose sleep . That's what I get for my ponderings on a Sunday night.

Honeybug said:

Oh, m.a.m.---boat guy seems to have impacted you! My only recommendation is to just humor the poor guy!! He's a tad on the edge of brillance & seeks normalness... I know, he's far from it!!

*Sits on stool next to m.a.m.*

Refill?

Leaves tip for butler, uhhh geth, uhhh Falcon!!

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Hello, Honeybug. Good to see you and the dragon.

I've noticed that about the boat guy. Still, he's funny. I appreciate funny

Thanks for the refill.

Oops, nearly missed greeting you. Hello fellow noob

dreammaker said:

ello peeps...

I don't drink much occasional wine, lots of beer and rum , twice vodka.

So, what is a bailey on the rocks?? And a geth? What's a geth?? I want a geth!!

Unless they come only in pink. Not for me then. I could use some weed now. Do they serve weed here?? Need inspiration to write some.

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monsteR's little worried about your... um... inspiration choices. I have no idea what a bailey is, but it's kept in a sekrit stash and, by God, I'll drink it for that reason alone. The geth is a machine guy/butler who takes care of the place. Goes by the name of Falcon.

Ok, monsteR's off Enjoy the pub and have fun surfing threads.