Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Charles Farley · Jul 13, 2011

Don't need much, it sticks to the ribs.

Worst joke ever?

Don Evan Scott · Jul 13, 2011

It's in the running.

Got any more?

Charles Farley · Jul 13, 2011

Me running.

When does the liquor store close?

L.J. · Jul 13, 2011

When they see you coming.

Right?

Don Evan Scott · Jul 13, 2011

Unless the owner is there.

He's got him on speed dial, no?

L.J. · Jul 13, 2011

He's got him on something.

Is it Elmer's Glue?

Don Evan Scott · Jul 13, 2011

Could be.

So he's stuck to the chair?

L.J. · Jul 13, 2011

Eating ribs?

Question and Answer

Don Evan Scott · Jul 13, 2011

Don't mind if I do.

Want to share?

L.J. · Jul 13, 2011

No, I'd rather just have 'em all to myself.

Got any wet naps?

Don Evan Scott · Jul 13, 2011

Hey!

I'll trade you some for a rib?

Charles Farley · Jul 13, 2011

I'll start carving.

Anymore wetnaps?

L.J. · Jul 13, 2011

Isn't that what you call it when you pass out from too much vodka?

Q & A

Charles Farley · Jul 13, 2011

I never pass out.

Probably not a good thing?

L.J. · Jul 13, 2011

I dunno.

Are you sleep deprived?

Don Evan Scott · Jul 13, 2011

No.

Am I sleeping right now?

Charles Farley · Jul 13, 2011

We are writers.

We never actually sleep . . Right?

Don Evan Scott · Jul 13, 2011

I call it research.

What do you call it?

Charles Farley · Jul 13, 2011

Strenuous observation.

Ever get bored?

Don Evan Scott · Jul 13, 2011

I don't think so.

What happens if you fall asleep in your own dream?

Charles Farley · Jul 13, 2011

You wake up dead.

Heaven or Hell?

L.J. · Jul 13, 2011

Walmart for you, Bud.

Think they have Great Value Vodka on rollback?

Charles Farley · Jul 13, 2011

Only if it's Heaven.

What would I drink in Hell?

Be nice all . .

L.J. · Jul 13, 2011

I'd just plan on not going.

Why am I suddenly craving a glass of iced tea?

Charles Farley · Jul 13, 2011

Soul is burning . =)

Water, water everywhere . .nor any drop to drink?

or something along those lines