I found this site a couple of weeks ago and have been lurking ever since. I suppose it's high time I introduced myself, though, so here I am. I'm an undergrad studying creative writing and East Asian studies at a cozy liberal arts college in the middle of nowhere. I hope someday to be able to write novels for a living because, let's face it, I have no other skills. All joking aside, I love to write. By an odd selection of circumstances, all of my real-world friends are either A) science majors or B) non-native English speakers, thus I am somewhat lacking in literary-minded advice. I come in peace, internet people, to learn your strange and unique ways.
Please don't eat me.
Please don't eat me.