Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Don Evan Scott · Apr 20, 2012

The biggest of course!

(oopsie!)

Ever had British bacon?

kenthepen · Apr 20, 2012

I didn't know bacon came in sizes.

British. . . . . . You mean Sir Francis?

Snitchcat · Apr 21, 2012

Neutral pronouns are so useful.

Am I seeing double?

L.J. · Apr 21, 2012

I hope not.

How many Kelly's do we need?

Snitchcat · Apr 21, 2012

Um... don't know.

Who's counting?

kenthepen · Apr 21, 2012

You can count on Kelly.

At least up to twenty?

Don Evan Scott · Apr 21, 2012

I'm not sure if that doll has all of its digits.

Better use an abacus?

parumpdragon · Apr 21, 2012

I'm not sure what an abacus is.

Do you need a pointy wizard hat for that?

Don Evan Scott · Apr 21, 2012

Yes.

Can I just use my dunce cap?

kenthepen · Apr 21, 2012

To count all the way up to one.

Wouldn't a jester's hat be more efficient?

L.J. · Apr 21, 2012

Surely you jest.

Is that rain dripping on my window, or are they trying to get in?

kenthepen · Apr 21, 2012

Those dastardly penguins always try to break in during the rain.

Or is it the undead?

L.J. · Apr 21, 2012

Vampires suck.

What's the difference between a vampire and a vacuum cleaner?

kenthepen · Apr 21, 2012

Sorry, I meant Zombies.

Um, vacuum cleaners don't have teeth?

L.J. · Apr 21, 2012

So that's where Grandpa's false teeth went!

Is that why the vacuum cleaner is making grinding noises?

kenthepen · Apr 21, 2012

I'm not sure I've got your story straight.

Your Grandpa was a vacuum cleaner?

swachski · Apr 22, 2012

An upright citizen.

But don't they occasionally turn out to be dirtbags?

kenthepen · Apr 22, 2012

Only if they really suck.

Is a less efficient vacuum more pleasant to be around?

kenthepen · Apr 22, 2012

That's me gasping for breath.

Can't you hear my heart pounding?

kenthepen · Apr 22, 2012

For the longest time it was in my exes' shoe.

Why don't I take better care of it?

Don Evan Scott · Apr 22, 2012

Not recently.

Should you really be talking about his ex like that?

kenthepen · Apr 22, 2012

Wimmen Hoo Arr Loud Enuffta Splode.

Why does that make my brain hurt?

Don Evan Scott · Apr 22, 2012

I'm confused.

Which question do I answer?

kenthepen · Apr 22, 2012

You can pick one, or answer the implied question.

Did I tell you I've been married for twenty-seven years?*

*to three different women

Don Evan Scott · Apr 22, 2012

That's a total I assume.

Or do you just have a terrible case of the 27 year itch? (and really old?)

Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Don Evan Scott

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

kenthepen

Snitchcat

Dragon-kitty.

L.J.

Snitchcat

Dragon-kitty.

kenthepen

Don Evan Scott

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

parumpdragon

I sometimes hiccup fire

Don Evan Scott

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

kenthepen

L.J.

kenthepen

L.J.

kenthepen

L.J.

kenthepen

swachski

checking the 'reset' box

kenthepen

kenthepen

kenthepen

Don Evan Scott

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

kenthepen

Don Evan Scott

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)

kenthepen

Don Evan Scott

I have a pet snake named Sparky :)