Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Don Evan Scott · Mar 8, 2012

Your boot.

Where is it?

L.J. · Mar 8, 2012

Is that a boot print on your forehead?

Q & A

quickWit · Mar 9, 2012

try a wire brush

Can I give you a hand?

Cella · Mar 9, 2012

Which one?

Can I pick?

quickWit · Mar 9, 2012

you can pick your seat if you like, but not your nose.

Is that asking too much?

Cella · Mar 9, 2012

since when do you ask?

have you ever jumped the gun?

quickWit · Mar 9, 2012

once in college, but I was pretty drunk.

it was nice.

What's better, pump or bolt action?

Cella · Mar 9, 2012

pump, AS USUAL!

do you have all your ducks in a row?

Cella · Mar 9, 2012

not hardly!

Did I just answer my own question?

L.J. · Mar 9, 2012

I think you did.

But somebody had to do it, right?

Undercover · Mar 9, 2012

The right kind of weird

Right?

Don Evan Scott · Mar 9, 2012

No

But is there a left kind?

BeThatAsItMay · Mar 9, 2012

Yes

is there a kind of left

Charles Farley · Mar 9, 2012

Left wing . .

But ain't they all commies?

BeThatAsItMay · Mar 9, 2012

yes

burn them with fire and magnets?

L.J. · Mar 9, 2012

Nah, just send them to Albuquerque.

Right?

Charles Farley · Mar 10, 2012

Unless they are leading a tiny penguin.

Ever been to Hoboken?

swachski · Mar 10, 2012

I avoid third world counties.

Isn't the first world much more pleasant?

Charles Farley · Mar 10, 2012

It looks that way.

Aren't looks deceiving . .?

L.J. · Mar 10, 2012

Hey, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful!

You really do, don't you?

Charles Farley · Mar 10, 2012

I do a lot of things.

Do I need a lawyer?

Snitchcat · Mar 10, 2012

Depends on what you did.

Are innoculated envelopes involved?

Charles Farley · Mar 10, 2012

I would advise against licking the glue strip.

Notice that wasn't a confession?

Snitchcat · Mar 10, 2012

You'd need a confessional for that.

Is the "yes or no" question answered with "why"?

Charles Farley · Mar 10, 2012

Why do you ask?

Q/A