Check your car (trigger warning: koalas)

mccardey said:

Ugh - koalas - they're everywhere!


It's like a horror movie, isn't it?

:shudder:

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Aw, poor baby! At least he was ok!

I've always wanted to go to that koala place, where they might fall out of the trees onto your head and you can hug them.

Is this a winter thing?

Here, there are reminders to rap the hood of your car before you start it in winter, as stray cats looking for warm sleeping spots will climb up inside engines of parked cars from underneath and could be injured and/or not be able to get out in time if you start the car and drive off.

See, this is where a regular Koala has the advantage over its carnivorous cousin. A drop bear would have let go.


It had chlamydia? I've heard things about Maryborough, but ....

mccardey said:

Don't be fooled by the cute. With great cute comes terrible danger. And don't even get me started on hoop snakes...

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I think they just might be like gremlins; you know, no feeding after midnight, don't get wet...



You guys just have too many killer-y things. It makes you paranoid. Koalas just need a hug.

do koalas even have a mean bone in their bodies?

I now have an image of the koala crawling across the bonnet, slamming its claws through the metal Terminator 2-style.

mccardey said:

Ok - well. They said that about the ducks. And then one morning a few weeks ago , we woke up to this headline in my local paper.

We never had violent crime in this village before, and now we can't even leave our houses. We were lulled - by the cute and the fluffy.

That's all I'm saying.

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You realize your avatar makes this sort of comment suspect, don't you?

aww Koalas, Ive always wanted to pet one

mccardey said:

Ugh - koalas - they're everywhere!


It's like a horror movie, isn't it?

:shudder:

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Lucky it wasn't a drop bear...

Seriously, aren't koalas supposed to be rather cranky beasts?

Oh, man. I knew they were up to something. First they hijack cars and then comes world domination! D:
Glad he was okay, though.