Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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Silent Rob

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Yeah, Rob. Sheesh. We've TOLD you to put that thing away before you come in here.


Sorry, angie.

*slips a bag over Porter*

Can we be friends again now?
 

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Sorry, angie.

*slips a bag over Porter*

Can we be friends again now?

That's much better. But "friends" is an awfully strong word for so early in the morning...

only if you can catch her before she is fully awake.

:roll: Yeah, what Porter said! *high-fives Porter*

Silly Jarmans, right? Amiright? :D
 

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*adjusts monocle*

*extends pinky finger*

*sips guinness*

Ain't no jarmans here, yo.
 

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Illogical.

This does not compute.

*adjusts wiener*
 

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Wft?

These glasses are like twenty years too fashionable for jarmany!
 

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Grrrr.

If you hadn't hypnotised me with your dancing, I'd be more angry right now.
 

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no, you didn't.

trust me.





cray, trustworthy.
 

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Ooooo, muppeh, I might be needin to make a mold of those teeth!

Mornin peeps---good day for being creative!

Yikes---Gilroy, you need to post something--quick!!!

*runs out before yet another devil runs in*
 

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I trust you, Cray.



maybe...




a little...




kinda...
 

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hey! that's it,...you are out.

see:
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I trust you, Cray.



maybe...




a little...




kinda...


thanks, nina. :)




:Hug2:








:kiss:













:e2kissy:





trust is important.































 

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hey! that's it,...you are out.

see:
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Ooh. A pea fell off you plate. Strange that you wrote all over the table though... Maybe you have a little too much time on your hands. :)


Heh. I like the fact that you do the "you are over 18, right?" check last. Not sure that the question covers you if you ask it in the morning though...
 

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Excellent trust demonstation, Cray!




We should probably review it again though.
 

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Figures.



*goes to the kitchen for a sammich*
 

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The New York City United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from Cassandra. The person in charge of contributions called her to persuade her to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

Cass mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

Cassy interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," Cass' voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, she cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
 
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