The Bent Nail Saloon.
- Thread starter CDaniel
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Near to getting through the door, the cowboy stopped. A beautiful woman in red had just walked in. 
Hey, Pard!
Hey, Pard!
I took me a ride along the Old Spanish Trail from Moab across the San Rafeal swell to Castle Dale and down the Virgin's spine past the ghosts at Mountain Meadow and got as far as Mesquite NV and the Valley of Fire.
Pretty country and so dry even Cray couldn't spit. Danged if it didn't snow up on the mountain tops at Red Rock Canyon - What kinda desert has snow??
Haggis, be careful about lifting a leg on them Joshua trees - they got spines clear down to the last inch. HMMM? Come to think of it, an inch leaves you plenty of room.
I'm going back to the Bent Nail to warm up with one of Reg's fire-breathing drinks and find out if Little Red is young enough to where she ain't heard all my old lines about Red and the Wolf in granny's bed.
Pretty country and so dry even Cray couldn't spit. Danged if it didn't snow up on the mountain tops at Red Rock Canyon - What kinda desert has snow??
Haggis, be careful about lifting a leg on them Joshua trees - they got spines clear down to the last inch. HMMM? Come to think of it, an inch leaves you plenty of room.
I'm going back to the Bent Nail to warm up with one of Reg's fire-breathing drinks and find out if Little Red is young enough to where she ain't heard all my old lines about Red and the Wolf in granny's bed.
Uh-huh. So you were in the drunk tank again, right? I thought I told you to keep the bribes current and I'll keep the deputies off your azz.
Greetings, Kelso. Glad you've made your way back to these parts. One drink coming up
The cowboy woke-up to find himself on the floor. In his hands that were resting on his chest was a glass full of greenbacks.
**Walks through doors. Cowboy is out cold on the floor. His hands clutching a glass full of cash**
So, you clipped the tip glass. Of all the people here I wouldn't have thought you would do that, Cowboy.
**Takes glass of cash, rolls Cowboy onto his side and throws a blanket over him.**
So, you clipped the tip glass. Of all the people here I wouldn't have thought you would do that, Cowboy.
**Takes glass of cash, rolls Cowboy onto his side and throws a blanket over him.**
*lockes thread*
ok. first off, what kind of cowboy is walking around with paper money?
secondly, do we have a good cast iron skillet around? i'll need one to do those trout properly.
and third off,....well, i can't think of a third thing righ now so,..yanno, just stick to the first two.
right.
*unlocks thread*
*spit*
ok. first off, what kind of cowboy is walking around with paper money?
secondly, do we have a good cast iron skillet around? i'll need one to do those trout properly.
and third off,....well, i can't think of a third thing righ now so,..yanno, just stick to the first two.
right.
*unlocks thread*
*spit*
I'm fairly certain cutthroat trout are protected. You're gonna have to catch and release them puppies.
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