Define this weird word:

ahendronate -- someone who is not a member of the hendronate, a secret society devoted to worship of female chickens.



idiomancy

fintube

The colloquial name for the submarine equivalent of the wind tunnel, more properly called the Current Swoosh.



Blepnominious

Too often new startup French restaurants screw up their menus by serving sub-standard flan. The FFP (French Flan Police) conducts monthly raids to rid these restaurants of their failing flans. During these raids, they are said to deflanterize the establishments.


puplicate

rhorfmeal: the original name for Soylent Green



lonqustifal

Insnalable (properly capitalized, because it's a brand name): Found only in exclusive health food stores in western Asia, Insnalable is a nutritional supplement able to supply 1000% of the daily allowance of the essential minerals Indium, Tin, and Aluminum. (Note: this statement has not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, or prevent the occurence of any disease or undesirable human condition.)


evinorptal

evinorptal

a norptal placement of the evinous. a grave placement indeed--s6

loacoom

a sculpture of the late hellenic period executed by the near sighted sculptor loacos of locris. it is theorized to have been a portrayal of the daughters of tantalus and their orgiastic pleasures which, of course, doomed the house of tantalus. unfortunately loacos' handicap has rendered the piece even more hideously perverted than even he anticipated. the original work was vandalized beyond repair by ...(you had to have seen this one coming--) the vandals!--s6


terripted--(from the greek)

terripted

(from the greek, meaning literally "ripped from the earth", it refers to the ritualistic ceremony of harvesting vegetables to fill the Horn of Plenty, symbol of Hades, the Greek god of the underworld.



gorkify

Before Adolph Sax added the reed to his famous invention, the saxaphone, it had a mouthpiece that resembled the musical instrument tissue-paper-and-comb. The musician had to hum into the prototype saxaphone, but in order to get the characteristic throaty sound, the player needed to pant rather than hum. Thus saxpanter is an early term for saxaphonist.



piccatostule

norghentral

adj. Pertaining to the northern portion of the city of Ghent, which is located in east Flanders, Belgium. Since the word has both northern and eastern connotations, it is sometimes applied to other parts of the world as well: Maine is a norghentral state.



declapestronic

snordential

The process by which, late in the afternoon, employees of Prudential Insurance, take naps.

Hovik

From the root snordentia describing an effect where an elderly persons false teeth resonate in time with their snoring. The resultant noise is said to be snordential.

antiprocate

'Antiprocate' - to return last years christmas gifts to the original senders in different wrapping paper.


Phlegoblinal

phlegoblinal

an adjective used to describe individuals who are so stolidly unaware of their environment that they ask the same question six times when the information is clearly posted on the blackboard; who possess ungodly amounts of phlegm and who have the same social skills as your common goblin. often used as a euphemism for high school sophomores--s6

wylddiwddlewey

zaphnotic

The process by which a person exits hypnosis abruptly.

Koonoop