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We the people, of the Comedy Cabaret, in Order to form a more outrageous life, establish insanity, insure verbal abuse, provide for the common vagrant, promote the general chaos, and secure the Blessings of Mods to ourselves and our posterior, do ordain and establish this post for the Comedy Cabaret of the Nutcases.
Anarchists are just Libertarians without the money to shop at Neiman Marcus.
*waits in buffet line*
*replaces PD's white pills with placebos*You've forgotten to take the little white pills again, haven't you?
*replaces PD's white pills with placebos*
*hands pd a glass of tap water*
It's homeopathic.
I bought a ticket. Didn't win anything though.
My mother put in for Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes where you win a million dollars a year for life.
Yeah... like the nice white van and the man with the balloons is going to show up at her door any minute now ...
No need to tell us about your present condition.And wet,
don't forget wet.
You could do my taxes. I'll pay you $20.00.I wish someone would pay me to do something.
You could pay me to win the lottery.
I keep telling Brian that, and he tells me to buy the ticket.
Well...ok. But he needs to cough up the numbers, like... I can't do everything.
...not funny?
Will Jim Beam help?
...wanna try anyway?
Sorry, Parump, Publisher's Clearing House will be showing up at my house, I'll give you a wave though
No need to tell us about your present condition.
the nice white van and the man with the balloons is going to show up at her door any minute now ...
You could do my taxes. I'll pay you $20.00.
You say that like it will be a lot of cash when I convert it to Vietnamese currency.
ugh.
Why bother with the lottery? Just pm me your PIN numbers and stuff and I'll cut you in on this massive stash of small denomination euro coins I've got going on.
juan epstein has passed away.