Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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We the people, of the Comedy Cabaret, in Order to form a more outrageous life, establish insanity, insure verbal abuse, provide for the common vagrant, promote the general chaos, and secure the Blessings of Mods to ourselves and our posterior, do ordain and establish this post for the Comedy Cabaret of the Nutcases.

Sorta brings a tear to my eye.

Anarchists are just Libertarians without the money to shop at Neiman Marcus.

Amen, Sister.

*waits in buffet line*

You're better off waiting in Buffett's secretary's line. You'll pay a higher percentage, but you'll get to meet the first lady that way.

You've forgotten to take the little white pills again, haven't you?
*replaces PD's white pills with placebos*
 

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*hands pd a glass of tap water*

It's homeopathic.
 

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I wish someone would pay me to do something.

You could pay me to win the lottery.

I keep telling Brian that, and he tells me to buy the ticket.


Well...ok. But he needs to cough up the numbers, like... I can't do everything.





...not funny?

Will Jim Beam help?




...wanna try anyway?
 

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How many numbers do you need Lady Jay?
 

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I bought a ticket. Didn't win anything though.

My mother put in for Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes where you win a million dollars a year for life.

Yeah... like the nice white van and the man with the balloons is going to show up at her door any minute now ...:rolleyes:
 

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I bought a ticket. Didn't win anything though.

My mother put in for Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes where you win a million dollars a year for life.

Yeah... like the nice white van and the man with the balloons is going to show up at her door any minute now ...:rolleyes:

Sorry, Parump, Publisher's Clearing House will be showing up at my house, I'll give you a wave though :D
 

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And wet,

don't forget wet.
No need to tell us about your present condition.

I wish someone would pay me to do something.

You could pay me to win the lottery.

I keep telling Brian that, and he tells me to buy the ticket.


Well...ok. But he needs to cough up the numbers, like... I can't do everything.





...not funny?

Will Jim Beam help?




...wanna try anyway?
You could do my taxes. I'll pay you $20.00.
 

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ugh.

Why bother with the lottery? Just pm me your PIN numbers and stuff and I'll cut you in on this massive stash of small denomination euro coins I've got going on.
 

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ugh.

Why bother with the lottery? Just pm me your PIN numbers and stuff and I'll cut you in on this massive stash of small denomination euro coins I've got going on.

Knows that the muppet lies...
 

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It's always sad when someone passes away, and it just hits home when they were a beloved character in movies or TV.
 

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I've only ever seen clips of the show, but sad to hear the news.
 

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Why do i suddenly think there is something I am missing here :Wha:...

Did we lose Cray and Reg? Have they eloped without telling us???
 
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