Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

swachski · May 3, 2012

L I B . . . M R puppies!

But, where are the ducks?

Michael Myers · May 3, 2012

Last seen flying with the monkeys.

Anyone for Tennis?

Sheila Muirenn · May 3, 2012

I prefer cycling.

Do you always wear a helmet?

Michael Myers · May 3, 2012

Only when she asks me to.

Recumbent?

Silent Rob · May 3, 2012

It's the way I always do business.

Tetris?

Sheila Muirenn · May 3, 2012

Yes!

Hearts?

Michael Myers · May 3, 2012

Dodge ball.

Rice or quinoa with your roast duck?

kenthepen · May 3, 2012

I prefer Daffy taffy.

Is it all it's quacked up to be?

Jehhillenberg · May 3, 2012

I prefer my food not to talk back to me.

Is saliva a condiment now?

Michael Myers · May 3, 2012

Uni does not complain when eaten.

Want some wasabi with that?

swachski · May 3, 2012

Sake to me.

Wasabi, Doc?

Don Evan Scott · May 3, 2012

Yes.

Why do you need 4 alarm clocks to get up?

Don Evan Scott · May 3, 2012

Well, let me think...

Should I answer with the first thing that came to mind, or should I watch my words?

L.J. · May 3, 2012

I'd watch your words.

Aren't they out to get you?

kenthepen · May 3, 2012

No, it's that first thing that comes to mind that's out to get us.

Shouldn't we thank the cosmos it can't speak?

Jehhillenberg · May 3, 2012

Thank you cosmos, wherever you are.

Can I close this textbook now?

Silent Rob · May 4, 2012

The potential is there,

but do you have the will, young grasshopper?

Silent Rob · May 4, 2012

The heathenest one!

Can righteousness be recycled?

Charles Farley · May 4, 2012

sure, but it comes out a little less vindicated.

Is this thing on?

kenthepen · May 4, 2012

*Throws main power breaker for CF's brain, causing a small electrical fire which he smothers with cocoa puffs*
Well, I tried.

Is vindication its own reward?

Charles Farley · May 4, 2012

That depends on the judge and sentence.

Unless you're a martyr?

kenthepen · May 4, 2012

Martyrdom isn't part of my retirement plan.

How many words do you need in that sentence?

Charles Farley · May 4, 2012

15 years worth.

Should I call Stephen King?

kenthepen · May 4, 2012

That depends on what you would call him.

Fifteen years worth for a stoic, or for someone with diarrhea of the mouth?

Charles Farley · May 4, 2012

If I'm down below, I'll read anything.

Or should I just watch TV?

Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

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Take a chance. Amaze yourself.

Rebuilding My Brain

Take a chance. Amaze yourself.

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