*bricks up window*
Hey! I worked HARD on that stained glass window!! And it was looking a lot like Jed, if I do say so...
*colors a window and blinks at newbies*
Still not as nice as the original, grumble.
I thought Henry IV part 1 was great, but didn't care for part 2 at all. Overall, I also thought most of the three plays about Henry VI were good, but (like the rest of Shakespeare's histories) bore little semblance to the actual history they were supposedly portraying (much like when Hollywood does "history").
Sometimes Shakespeare was rather suspect in history sources.
Oh, I love Titus Andronicus.
*swings axes, severing hands, heads, tongues, etc., of entire dramatis personae and leaving them scattered over stage*
*Exits*
Oh, this inspires a new stage direction! "Exit newbies stage left, chased by axe-swinging baby*
Psst, newbies, there's a trapdoor you can re-enter from. Just don't tell Cassandra where it is.
*whistles innocently*
I'm Henry the Eighth I am, I am!
You are the worst ear-worm planter ever. I hate you, little lamb.
I never get invited to the fun parties.....
I'll invite you to my Revenger's Tragedy dramatic reading, if that makes you feel better? Thomas Middleton is so much better than Shakespeare anyway!
As my eyes adjust, I notice a play on the bar in front of me.
I read softly, out loud to myself, "Dramatists' Play Service, New York, New York. A Midsummer's Night Dream, by William Shakespeare"
Hey, you know, Aphrodite...if we can't work the corpses into "A Midsummer Night's Dream," and you're not into doing "Titus," we could always do "Macbeth" or "Hamlet" or something. I'm pretty sure we'd need some bodies for that.
No. No Midsummer Night's Dream. Anything but that. Gack. That's it, I'm hiding the trapdoor in the pub with a chair and waiting until Puck comes by so I can drop him in it. *Shudders*
*stalks off muttering "hate that play"*
*shouts from outside pub "let me know if you're doing Hamlet! I call dibs on Polonius. Seems only fitting."*