Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

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It depends.

What would you give me if I said I was?
 

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No.

How about an ocean ... right across from the Embassy Suites in Destin, Florida?
 

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Yes, in the cigarette aisle right next to the Marlboro man.

Is he hot?
 

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I dunno.

Are you in the shower?
 

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Why?

'Cause it's not Saturday? :)
 

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Friday is taking the day off at the beach with his friend Robby

Are they going to get sand between their toes
 

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And other uncomfortable places.

Isn't it better just to get a shower curtain with dolphins on it and make waves in the bathtub?
 

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Oh...

You made my reservation? :D
 

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Irene outsmarted you.

Oh, well. Better luck next time? ;)
 

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I didn't hear anything.

Can you pay me in 20's?
 

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It's a down payment.

How quiet do you think Don wants me to be?
 

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I dunno.

You the one hollering 'Freebird' at Bubba's Billiards?