Road Trip postcards: Death by Cliché

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jul 17, 2008

Soccer Mom said:
Okay, now OFG is upset. This going to require culinary intervention and a day at the spa. Where is that masseuse?

I NEED A MASSEUSE STAT!

Don't forget Gerry.

clockwork said:
Well, you guys need to agree amongst yourselves what constitutes a muffin and just what muffins you'd be willing to give up. Or not.

In the meantime I'm going to audition some strike busters - the kind they had in the twenties. (Just in case.)

And no damn masseuses until this is sorted!

But... where's Gerry?

storygirl said:
The thought of loosing my muffins is too much.

It's.

Just.

Too.

Much.

I'm right behind you if they don't find Gerry!

clockwork said:
I had no idea they meant so much. Perhaps the studio can negotiate individually with its employees to achieve the best deal for each person?

Yes, yes. Yesyesyes.

BUT WHERE'S GERRY!?!

clockwork · Jul 17, 2008

Who... or what is Gerry?

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jul 17, 2008

Gerard Butler
AKA: Gerry
AKA: Stud Muffin

clockwork · Jul 17, 2008

Ah.... I see. Very good. Well, I uh - I had lunch with Gerry today - yeah, that's right - and he said if you help me sort out this Muffingate thing, he'll totally like...do, you know, whatever you want. Yeah.

(he had the chef's salad)

Haggis · Jul 17, 2008

clockwork said:
Ah.... I see. Very good. Well, I uh - I had lunch with Gerry today - yeah, that's right - and he said if you help me sort out this Muffingate thing, he'll totally like...do, you know, whatever you want. Yeah.

(he had the chef's salad)

But you had lunch with this Jerry.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jul 17, 2008

::OFG glares at Clock::

You... wouldn't... try... to... trick me, would you?

cray · Jul 17, 2008

Haggis said:
But you had lunch with this Jerry.

i doubt it, haggis. he hosts a talent show.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jul 17, 2008

Haggis said:
But you had lunch with this Jerry.

Thanks, Haggis... I owe you one. (One what, though?)

Haggis · Jul 17, 2008

cray said:
i doubt it, haggis. he hosts a talent show.

Battery boy has really been pressing for a new avatar today.

Rolling Thunder · Jul 17, 2008

Haggis said:
Battery boy has really been pressing for a new avatar today.

I'll notify Roger.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jul 17, 2008

I'm thinkin' Clock needs a new avatar, too, if he doesn't get me the right Gerry!

cray · Jul 17, 2008

what? cripes, i've been nothing but helpful and loving to all of aw today.

ofg is right, chris needs to be a turned into a jerry springer schmoo or something

Soccer Mom · Jul 17, 2008

Gerry and a muffin and a latte stat!!!!!!!!!!!

Halp! Gotta take care of my diva!

K1P1 · Jul 17, 2008

clockwork said:
Well, you guys need to agree amongst yourselves what constitutes a muffin and just what muffins you'd be willing to give up. Or not.

In the meantime I'm going to audition some strike busters - the kind they had in the twenties. (Just in case.)

And no damn masseuses until this is sorted!

Hey, count me in, I like to bust... um... er

StoryG27 · Jul 17, 2008

Okay, I'm back from securing my muffins in an undisclosed location. . .They are mine. I earnedededed them. Mine.

Oh, a latte sounds good. And where's Gerry?

Haggis · Jul 17, 2008

storygirl said:
Okay, I'm back from securing my muffins in an undisclosed location. . .They are mine. I earnedededed them. Mine.

Oh, a latte sounds good. And where's Gerry?

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jul 17, 2008

You getcher own Gerry, SG. The one with the last name 'Butler' is all miiiiiine.

And speaking of my Gerry.... SC?

Haggis · Jul 17, 2008

Did you say "Gerry?" Like "Jerry" but with a "G?"

Sorry. My bad.

Here you go.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jul 17, 2008

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:
Gerard Butler
AKA: Gerry
AKA: Stud Muffin

THIS Gerry. I want THIS GERRY.

StoryG27 · Jul 17, 2008

But does he want you?

Cassiopeia · Jul 17, 2008

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:
THIS Gerry. I want THIS GERRY.

sorry m'dear, he's stashed away all for meeeeeeeeeeee.

Rolling Thunder · Jul 17, 2008

Don't make me pull this thread over and lock it, people.

Cassiopeia · Jul 17, 2008

sheesh...gerry envy is an ugly thing

Soccer Mom · Jul 17, 2008

puff, puff

'kay, he's here. No, no. In the back of the jeep.

ants: just took a little duct tape and a stun gun. Oooof. Little help?

StoryG27 · Jul 17, 2008

Rolling Thunder said:
Don't make me pull this thread over and lock it, people.

You know the breaks don't work. If we stop, it's usually because we hit something or a wheel or two fell off. Attempting to pull this thread over is pointless.

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