Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

I thought she said she was a cooker.

I asked for a pie!

I'm making out my grocery list, and checking it twice.

Is it naughty? Or nice?

Well, it's a little high this week . . . that's not nice.

Cut out anything that isn't white. Maybe that will lower it?


Or cut out anything that isn't green. It will be lower and healthier.

Green? I have lettuce, cilantro, and green chilies on the list, and . . . uh, that's about it. Oh, cole slaw mix.

Key lime pie is green.

alleycat said:

Green? I have lettuce, cilantro, and green chilies on the list, and . . . uh, that's about it. Oh, cole slaw mix.

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Stlight said:

Key lime pie is green.

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There's your list

Cheaper

I could just go to DD #1's house. A lot of things in her fridge are green . . . even if they didn't start out that way.

Are we talking about green in the fridge? I have margarita mix! Someone has to bring the tequila though.

Our kee kat wants pie. (Removed bad word) Let's give 'em pie s s s (pretend pie) s for all!

I think I'll take away grandma's cake and give her a bar of soap to wash her mouth out with.

Maybe Susie is having a bad day? Even the bestest people in the world have one once in a while.

Or she's been corrupted. Ask Rob, when he gets done counting his Skittles and nuclear arsenal...

Had a celebratory dinner for the completion of my senior project last night. The principal, superintendent, board members, and teachers were there, along with all the families of the CAD students. It's not everyday you get to dine with educators...

Synonym said:

Or she's been corrupted. Ask Rob, when he gets done counting his Skittles and nuclear arsenal...

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I'm scared now.

If anyone needs me, I'll either be in my panic room or nuclear safe house/bunker (not that I know where one is--*cough*). Call me when it all blows over.

Stlight said:

Key lime pie is green.

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Mmmmmmmmmm...pie.

You're taking classes in CAD, Bill?

I should clarify, CAD in our school stands for: Certificate of Academic Distinction.

Think senior dissertation, but more of a project instead of just a paper.

It provides more opportunities in terms of scholarships and other academic perks, such as getting to graduate first.

On another note, my composition for graduation is going to be performed by the band, so I was going to be in the front row anyway, since I'll be conducting the piece. I'm so excited.

Oh. Never mind.

Stlight said:

Key lime pie is green.

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Key lime pie is green.

War is peace.

Freedom is slavery.

Big Brother is watching you.

It's people! Key Lime Pie is people!

oh geez. everything is people. well, I'm a dragon so it's all okay with me.

*eats up keylime people*