Oh, man, I can't believe I said THAT in a post!

Don't play with a hot irony. i'm not kidding.

ROTFL!!!

Anyone else here think Snapple was an apple infused with tin?

I want you to take that thought,
Shine her up reeeeeeeal nice
Turn the --

Wait, I got the smacketh laid down on me last time I posted that one











Jabroni

semilargeintestine said:

Anyone else here think Snapple was an apple infused with tin?

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Whoa, a little table-periodic gives the crystalline tin-cry when bent at the elbow of imbibement.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tin_cry

I must have gotten lost. I thought this was a discussion on nuts. See...I'm from the erotica thread and we were supposed to have some kind of nut workshop today. Sorry I made a wrong turn somewhere.

NeuroFizz said:

Whoa, a little table-periodic gives the crystalline tin-cry when bent at the elbow of imbibement.

[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tin_cry]

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Glad someone appreciates my humour.

barbilarry said:

I must have gotten lost. I thought this was a discussion on nuts. See...I'm from the erotica thread and we were supposed to have some kind of nut workshop today. Sorry I made a wrong turn somewhere.

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this would be a good place to put a plug for my favorite new snacks.
true north





disclaimer:
i have no affiliation with them. i just appreciate their amazingly simply and really good products.

cray said:

this would be a good place to put a plug for my favorite new snacks.
true north





disclaimer:
i have no affiliation with them. i just appreciate their amazingly simply and really good products.

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Yeah, but...but...they're not very erotic. Cray you disappoint! Just sayin'!

nuts are not erotic?



(i can't believe i said that in a post!)

I consulted with buds on Erotica and they said it definately depends on what kind of nuts we are speaking of.

I've heard if you swallow too many nuts you get a bellyache.

So...

I was walking through the desert one day and along came a penguin in a row boat. He smiled and asked happily, "So how about them Jazz?"

He picked up his oars and rowed away singing a merry tune along the way.

BARBILARRY! What have I told you about stepping out of the bordello and talking to strange men about their nuts?

scarletpeaches said:

BARBILARRY! What have I told you about stepping out of the bordello and talking to strange men about their nuts?

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I am HIGHLY offended by this RUDE NAMECALLING directed directly AT ME!!! I thought we're all a family! I am so dismayed by these personal attacks on my character. I need to go lay down...the twists and turns in the thread are giving me migrane.

Awe Scarlet, I just couldn't help it. Cray talks about nuts and I'll follow him anywhere!!!
Tee Hee!!!

It's spelled MIGRAINE, you utter fucknut.

Good gracious. Mac lets any old riff-raff join AW these days.

I blame spell check.

tee hee!!! High five goes to Scarlet!

All this offence offends my delicate sensibilities

*huff*

IdiotsRUs said:

All this offence offends my delicate sensibilities

*huff*

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*motions to IRU*

come sit with me in the section designated for those who have delicate sensibilities and are easily offended.

I have delicate n***L*s! Does that count?

barbilarry said:

I have delicate n***L*s! Does that count?

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I can't even begin to guess but somehow, I think not.

She has delicate noodles?

Cassiopeia said:

*motions to IRU*

come sit with me in the section designated for those who have delicate sensibilities and are easily offended.

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Can we offend those who offend us with their offensiveness about our offendability? Preferably with custard in a bucket placed precariously over a door?

Or are we too sensitive for that?



Naaaah. *loads bucket and waits for Silver King*