Remus, we've tried in the past to explain to you that you don't need magical connections. Every single one of my author friends got their agent through the slush pile. It happens all the time. In fact when I was looking for an agent the thought of having connections being helpful didn't even occur to me since I didn't have any. I assumed that agents must look through the slush pile too. After all, why wouldn't they? And sure enough they did. And sure enough I was signed. If you're looking for a short cut, you won't find one.
Now, if you want alternative ways of getting in touch with agents, there is the convention route, though how you managed to not find them is beyond me, look in the bar. Chances are, they're in the bar
. There are also conferences set up precisely for authors to meet agents. The Backspace agent conference is an excellent one, and I recommended it to an unpublished/unagented author friend of mine, he went and left with two offers from agents.
The thing is . . . you have to have a story that agents want. From what I understand, he might have been the only one to leave with two offers. He was the last person to pitch his story at the end of the session, and while everyone else had been cut off he was allowed to keep reading until the end of the sample pages. It was clear he had the agents hooked on his writing from the off.
But you have posted many times about being so unusually different from every other author out there that no agent will ever want you. Now, I don't believe it's possible to be that different, to be honest, everything has been written about under the sun, but if it is really true and you aren't writing anything that any agent would ever want to acquire, then even if you go to these conferences chances are you'll leave empty handed.
So. What do you do?
You go to smaller indie publishers and send your work directly to them. OR. You write a more commercial work - the latter if getting an agent is truly your goal. Which is doesn't have to be.
But in the end, if you want an agent, the slush pile is as reliable a method as any. (btw, if you do go to conventions, make sure you go to ones agents are attending. There are certain ones that are only authors - the small one I attend annually in Toronto is one like that)