I had a suggestion as to what we could do if Vince won the lottery, but I decided not to make it, since it could be taken the wrong way. After all, I don't want to discourage him from talking about his SIL, because hearing how dreadful she is makes me feel a little less alone. One of my sisters-in-law is pretty ghastly, if in a different way.
Hi, reppers. Went to Nashville with my Beast-in-law today. I kept the child she was meant to be minding from screaming the hospital down while she had some tests, then she bought me a barbecue sammich for my troubles.
I should have bargained harder. The sammich was good and all, but that toddler was hard to keep happy. I performed at least 2 sammiches worth of labour.