Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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Of course Porter is Helen Thomas and I ain't too fond of her either.

Ooooh...if you beat her with a stick, you think candy'll come out?

Ahem. I'm too tired to jump up on the bar, but I wanted you all to know that I am one tiny rep point away from 1000.

Is it pathetic that I'm going to bed at 10 pm on Saturday night? I wanted to crawl into bed at 8, but even my eight-year-old niece stays up later than that.
 

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GOOOD MORNIN !!!


I feel ... comely

Better watch out, Helen. I saw Haggis eyeing a baseball bat, and he won't be a kitten forever.

*slithers up on bar (since it's more or less impossible to jump in this blasted dress), clears throat*

It seems just a couple of days ago that I announced my candidacy for sainthood right in this very room. But I'm here to tell you I'm giving that a miss. I have no reason to be saintly anymore, now that I'm so great you've run out of appropriate compliments. Therefore, from this point forward, I shall be a mere reprobate like the rest of you loosers. I'm sure, however, that I shall find other occasions to grandstand.

*wait expectantly for enthusiastic huzzahs, ducks alarm clock and three rotten eggs, slithers off the bar and pours herself a cup of coffee.*
 
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*checks to see if Chihuey is back*

eta: nope

*goes to complain to Mac*

*takes one last opportunity to snuggle tiny kitten*

*suddenly finds herself snuggling chihuahua with flashing demon eyes*

Oh, that's MUCH better. So good to have you back, darling.
 
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sure is a busy place today ...

the new girl feels like we have some sort of reverence for her or that at least she has been accepted here.

Where did we go wrong?
 

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sure is a busy place today ...

the new girl feels like we have some sort of reverence for her or that at least she has been accepted here.

Where did we go wrong?

Haggis, darling? Have you seen the shotgun? An old bat flew into the cabaret, and I was thinking I'd make soup.
 

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Haggis, darling? Have you seen the shotgun? An old bat flew into the cabaret, and I was thinking I'd make soup.
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He's back - hurray!!!


Hi Haggis - I'm working hard on 20k, I have about 30 posts to go :D

Maybe I should save them for tomorrow though, when everyone is back. :/

???


HI guys! :hi: - for a minute you all didn't show up. Hmmm...
 

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One Bourbon Bat, shot, deshot and reshot, coming up.

**Pours red liquid through strainer**

Mmmm...now that's a cocktail.

I could use a snack, too. Too bad Gilroy isn't here to hand out some evil doughnuts. Perhaps we could open a can of peanuts instead. Anyone have a can opener?

Oh...hi, Reg.
 
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