Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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Eureka !!!!

Don't know why I didn't see this earlier, but there is a reason God led me to this thread.

NOW I know how to make my next million.

can you say "Home Delivery route of haggis?"
 

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No.

Sorry, porter.

Perhaps if you said it more Canadian?
 

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anybody got a haggis recipe?



wonder how much a years's supply is.


wonders what the crap tastes like.



wanders around looking for sheep.


loks for wool merchant too
 

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anybody got a haggis recipe?



wonder how much a years's supply is.


wonders what the crap tastes like.



wanders around looking for sheep.


loks for wool merchant too



it's basically just a sheep stuffed inside an anaconda.
 

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it's basically just a sheep stuffed inside an anaconda.

Stuff that inside a crocodile, stuff that inside a rhino, and stuff that inside a great white, baste with a pomegranate-chardonnay mixture and slow cook in foil at 270 f for 24 hours. Lotsa tobasco.

Good eats.

And anaconda stuffed inside of sheep results in muppet.
Only if you up the heat in an effort to cook it faster. I watch Alton Brown, you know.

*checks snake*

Yup.

See?

Now for something completely different....
same show .. eh?
No, more banjoes, more cousins.
 
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Or leather boardshorts
 

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When he talks about there being too many people, did an image of Hitler flash through anyone else's mind?

Actually, I was kind of hoping he's launch into an explanation of how the world was going to self-destruct due to overpopulation and how this could all be avoided by putting birth control in the drinking water.

But clearly the staff writers were simple-minded creatures.
 
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