http://jezebel.com/5875255/oh-my-fucking-god-this-woman-coughed-up-her-own-tumor
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Turns out, she'd expectorated some metastatic adenocarcinoma, which is doctor language for "she spat up an aggressive, deadly cancer that probably originated at the back of her mouth." They told her she'd need chemotherapy and gave her 50% odds of surviving, but when they scanned her for remaining cancer cells, there were none to be found. She literally hacked up her fucking cancer oh my god.
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