PHENTERMINE

Bjorn · Jan 22, 2007

nah. i bee mure of the lurker type meester eeasy.

Rolling Thunder · Jan 22, 2007

Do Swedes need to take PHENTERMINE? I thought they were like, the Norse gods of erotica?

CBeasy · Jan 22, 2007

Don't ask me, you're the Norse erotica expert!

giftedrhonda · Jan 22, 2007

holy crap, this thread is still funny...LOLOL I'm dying...

louisgodwin · Jan 22, 2007

A thread that started as spam is now 11 pages long. Never thought I'd ever see that here.

*giggle*

PeeDee · Jan 22, 2007

louisgodwin said:
A thread that started as spam is now 11 pages long. Never thought I'd ever see that here.

*giggle*

if not here, then where else?

Dawno · Jan 22, 2007

Meanwhile, over on the "AbsoluteMassE-MailMarketers' Water Cooler" Fabiana_Star07 and Fr33N0K1@ have gone on for 12 pages on the feminist deconstruction of water themes in Coleridge's poetry...

Foinah · Jan 22, 2007

I saw this post earlier and almost clicked on it...I wish I would have.

This whole thread just made me squirt Guinness out my nose as I read.

Thanks, thanks so much for the laugh!

Now sign me up for a case of that Phentermine!

PeeDee · Jan 22, 2007

Dawno said:
Meanwhile, over on the "AbsoluteMassE-MailMarketers' Water Cooler" Fabiana_Star07 and Fr33N0K1@ have gone on for 12 pages on the feminist deconstruction of water themes in Coleridge's poetry...

Hush, or I'll make something interesting out of eggplant.

PeeDee · Jan 22, 2007

Dawno said:
Meanwhile, over on the "AbsoluteMassE-MailMarketers' Water Cooler" Fabiana_Star07 and Fr33N0K1@ have gone on for 12 pages on the feminist deconstruction of water themes in Coleridge's poetry...

FABIANA: wat u think 0f poetry???

FR33N: dunno iz ok

FABIANA: its sooooooooo pretty zomg

FR33N: lamoroflolol!!111 ur such a grrrl!!

FABIANA: ur m33n 2 me!

There. That's how it goes.

writerterri · Jan 22, 2007

Um... this is on page 11?

That's it. It's going in the Dork Hall of Fame.

PeeDee · Jan 22, 2007

Carrie and I should be getting PAID for this stuff. We should get a monthly stipend, in exchange for which we make spammers (er. and everyone else) laughingstocks.

"What do you do for a living?"

"I make fun of people professionally."

"That's hot."

Dawno · Jan 22, 2007

PeeDee said:
Hush, or I'll make something interesting out of eggplant.

Is that supposed to make me shake in my boots? *pfft*

TsukiRyoko · Jan 22, 2007

Mac! Do you SEE why I told you not to let Pete and Carrie off their leashes? Do you see now? They go friggin nuts! Talking about phenta... phenterlim... pepto... vitameatavegimin... that drug! They fly through the thread like a bunch of rabid writers! It's an outrage, I tell you! Absolute outrage!

Aside from that, Phentamilanilfinographyixylwhatchacallitwhosawatsy has given me OUTSTANDING endurance and something to show off in the women's locker room. Granted, thanks to my new friend (I call it the General) I was banned from womens locker rooms.... But still.

PeeDee · Jan 22, 2007

Yes. Are you even wearing boots? All I see are spindly right angles coming out of the bottom of that great (looking!) purple eggplant.

Dawno · Jan 22, 2007

PeeDee said:
Yes. Are you even wearing boots? All I see are spindly right angles coming out of the bottom of that great (looking!) purple eggplant.

Don't fixate on the boots or lack thereof. Can you make something interesting out of eggplant or not? You issued the challenge while trying to repress my Constitutional right of free speech. And, frankly, all this talk of boots is off topic.

veinglory · Jan 22, 2007

Did someone say erotica? I know someone said erotica. Who was it?

TsukiRyoko · Jan 22, 2007

veinglory said:
Did someone say erotica? I know someone said erotica. Who was it?

Erotica No one said anything about erotica, silly. Could I interest you in some phentermine? Erotica

Dawno · Jan 22, 2007

veinglory said:
Did someone say erotica? I know someone said erotica. Who was it?

PeeDee has a boot fetish, does that count?

TsukiRyoko · Jan 22, 2007

Dawno said:
PeeDee has a boot fetish, does that count?

Boot fetish? I thought it was a boot rash fetish?

veinglory · Jan 22, 2007

Boot fetish? No you need to do better than that.

Eggplant fetish, perhaps.

Dawno · Jan 22, 2007

The jury's still out on that one, veinglory - he said he could "make something interesting out of eggplant." not sure if it'll be kinky or not.

veinglory · Jan 22, 2007

Really, after 10 pages I thought you'd have got lewder than this.

I'll check back tomorrow expecting somethig kinky involving phentamine, eggplants and a greased ferret.

jbal · Jan 22, 2007

louisgodwin said:
jbal's growth is now over 4 inches long. Never thought I'd ever see that here.

*giggle*

Thanx to phendrimenie or whatever-the-hell

SpookyWriter · Jan 22, 2007

veinglory said:
Really, after 10 pages I thought you'd have got lewder than this.

I'll check back tomorrow expecting somethig kinky involving phentamine, eggplants and a greased ferret.

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