Generic Rage About the Vast Conservative Conspiracy (VCC)

Bartholomew said:

Damn those fascist commie pinko neo-cons and their VCC. My mail was late today. DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THEY'RE DOING TO OUR COUNTRY!? Making the mail late? I can't be sure, but I know this ties in with Bush and Palin's secret alliance with Cthulhu. The darkness comes!

I submit this link for evidence.

http://schema-root.org/people/political/activists/conspiracy_theories/neo-conservative/

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1. Cthulhu has never, and would never consider an alliance with any mere human politician. And despite some people's beliefs, Bush, Palin, Obama, Biden, McCain and whoever, they're just that. Humans.
2. Cthulhu has no need for secrecy. He laughs at your suggestions.
3. Carry on.