Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

L.J. · Jun 13, 2011

Those are the best.

Pizza at midnight?

L.J. · Jun 13, 2011

So small only one pepperoni will fit.

Right?

Don Evan Scott · Jun 13, 2011

Yea

But can I have like a hundred of those?

Don Evan Scott · Jun 13, 2011

For here.

What do I win if I eat them all?

L.J. · Jun 13, 2011

Lots.

Does that South Beach diet include fried shrimp and hush puppies?

Don Evan Scott · Jun 13, 2011

Not likely.

How do you make low-carb pizza?

L.J. · Jun 13, 2011

Skip the cheese and the meat and replace it with Brussels sprouts?

Question and Answer

Don Evan Scott · Jun 13, 2011

Right after we get rid of the crust too.

So now we're just eating a Brussels sprouts now?

Sheila Muirenn · Jun 13, 2011

I'd rather have farro.

Why does every thread turn into a food fest?

Charles Farley · Jun 13, 2011

What is this dieting you speak of?

Q/A

L.J. · Jun 13, 2011

We were talking about sobriety.

You know, getting clean and sober?

Charles Farley · Jun 13, 2011

I'm at a loss. =)

Is this some sort of mass hallucination?

L.J. · Jun 13, 2011

You do visit Kelly's Asylum from time to time.

What does that tell you?

Don Evan Scott · Jun 13, 2011

He's a little bit crazy.

Can that be?

Charles Farley · Jun 13, 2011

Sobriety is the least of my worries.

You out on a day pass?

Don Evan Scott · Jun 13, 2011

I'm in the crazy house for life.

Should I try to escape?

L.J. · Jun 13, 2011

Nah.

Didn't you know you can check out, but you can never leave?

Charles Farley · Jun 13, 2011

That's strangely comforting.

Is that from the bible?

Don Evan Scott · Jun 13, 2011

Yes.

Is it the Book of Eagles?

L.J. · Jun 13, 2011

Hey.

Aren't you the guy from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?

Don Evan Scott · Jun 13, 2011

Yea.

But which guy?

L.J. · Jun 13, 2011

Since you can't remember...

Doesn't that say it all?

Charles Farley · Jun 13, 2011

You can never be sure . .

Aren't lobotomies reversible now?

L.J. · Jun 13, 2011

I don't really know what that means..

But that's okay as long as I sign on the dotted line?

Charles Farley · Jun 13, 2011

I think they cut on the dotted line.

Or, is that saw?