Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

alleycat said:

Sounds like a cookie issue, RNJ. The next time it happens log out, clear your cookies and cache, and the log back in. You might also need to close out your browser and restart it.

Also, be sure you don't have any cookies from AW blocked.

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Makes sense. I sent you a message about it before I saw this post. Thanks.

I thought Americanese people loved cookies!

ROAR

Silent Rob said:

I thought Americanese people loved cookies!

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And biscuits.

But not gravy!

*capers*

Silent Rob said:

I'm sure my as yet to be conceived children will willingly perform such functions.

ROAR

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Silent Rob said:

I'm sure my as yet to be conceived children will willingly perform such functions.

ROAR

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And then you can write a book about those lovely children and it could either be a best-seller or a huge flop. As you're on AW, I can only imagine it to be the former

Silent Rob said:

I'm sure my as yet to be conceived children will willingly perform such functions.

ROAR

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Yep. Right after you dispense with the idea of nappies/diapers and teach 'em to use the litter box.

We should collectively write Grandma Susie's Comfort Food Diet Book! 120 pages telling the reader that this diet plan is different and boring them to death with scientific information they won't understand--so we don't have to be all that accurate about it; 14 pages of an impossible to follow diet (Day 1: Eat rice cakes, Day 2: Eat more rice cakes, Day 3: Rice cakes with tofu); 240 pages of recipes we copy from somewhere else.

Tip No. 1: Get Rob's nonexistent children to come and prepare your rice cakes for you!

*jazz hands*

alleycat said:

We should collectively write Grandma Susie's Comfort Food Diet Book!

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I prefer a seefood diet myself. I see food and I eat it.

Good mornin' House of Granchittlens. How you all be? Hope super! Who wants s?
Eggs-ellent idea, ac!

I'm behaving.

Duchessmary said:

Furry muppet babies!! I like that thought.

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Sadly, I think Mrs.Dr. Rob may not fancy hirsute offspring.

When I first glanced over this page I thought Rob was discussing eating his future children. With gravy, of course.

This thread gets more disturbing all the time.

I like it!

Sydneyd said:

I want to be your mouth, Cliff.

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Alrighty then...

...Who wants to be his toothbrush?
















By the way, Syd: Best quote evah!

kayleamay said:

When I first glanced over this page I thought Rob was discussing eating his future children. With gravy, of course.

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Maybe this should be in the Sesame Street discussion board. Muppet eats own children.

RNJ said:

Maybe this should be in the Sesame Street discussion board. Muppet eats own children.

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Or a foodie board...for muppets. I'm sure they all do it.

Muppet cannibals?


I'm okay with it. As long as they're just eating other muppets.

Duchessmary said:

Furry muppet babies!! I like that thought.

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Newborn muppet babies are like 'possums--hairless, blind, and with bad teeth.

Y'all pick on muppet so much cuz you guyz luvs him I know I do!

New jokes for youz -

Q. What day of the week do folks get married?
A. Wed-nesday!

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Q. What day of the week deserves s that ends in 'y'?
A. Every day!

alleycat said:

Newborn muppet babies are like 'possums--hairless, blind, and with bad teeth.

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Adult 'possums have bad teeth. But apparently they're tasty. Check this out.

http://www.tngenweb.org/tntable/possum.htm

^^^ They even have a recipe for Cliff.

RNJ said:

Adult 'possums have bad teeth. But apparently they're tasty. Check this out.

http://www.tngenweb.org/tntable/possum.htm

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