Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

Don Evan Scott · Apr 2, 2012

I sure don't.

Did I ever?

swachski · Apr 2, 2012

Yes, of course.

Don't you remember that lost year when you travelled across country and had to constantly change the station?

Don Evan Scott · Apr 2, 2012

No.............

Did I go anywhere fun?

Don Evan Scott · Apr 2, 2012

I don't know.

Did I stand up in the back seat?

Don Evan Scott · Apr 2, 2012

Not really.

You know I live 2 minutes away from there and cross it several times a week?

Michael Myers · Apr 2, 2012

Okay. Here's an easier one. What's the next number in this sequence?

1, 2, 3, 5, 8.

*Bored in Arizona. Dublin was kind of fun.*

L.J. · Apr 2, 2012

Oh.

Are those the winning lottery numbers?

Michael Myers · Apr 2, 2012

Not yet.

You?

L.J. · Apr 2, 2012

I don't know why I never win.

Is it because I don't play?

Michael Myers · Apr 2, 2012

Saturday, we played.
My grandchildren burrowed in the leaves.
What would my father think?
Had I known him.

--Michael Myers

swachski · Apr 2, 2012

Typical hippie...

Did you really expect him to follow the rulz?

kenthepen · Apr 2, 2012

Wow, man, you guys are so uptight.

(inhales) Take a hit?

swachski · Apr 2, 2012

Only if you brought munchies.

Can I Bogart?

kenthepen · Apr 2, 2012

I didn't bring munchkins.

Did you say there's a Bogart movie on?

swachski · Apr 2, 2012

That's right, a never been released version where they don't cut out the wizard and Dorothy.

Play it again?

kenthepen · Apr 2, 2012

Sam couldn't make it.

How about Rickie Lee Jones?

swachski · Apr 2, 2012

I heard Chucky's in love.

You know I'm glad it's not with me?

kenthepen · Apr 2, 2012

Me too, as Chuck E's way down on the list of her good songs.

Or were you talking about the rat?

Michael Myers · Apr 2, 2012

Yes, Kelly. Very much so.

I'm still waiting. 1, 2 3, 5, 8, ?

swachski · Apr 2, 2012

13, 21, 34, 55, 89

Should I go on?

kenthepen · Apr 2, 2012

123456789098765432345678976567876543456789876545678909876543567897654567.

Can we change the subject now?

swachski · Apr 2, 2012

The answer is absolute.

Isn't it prime time we did?

kenthepen · Apr 2, 2012

I may get a little irrational.

Is this integral to our conversation?

Michael Myers · Apr 2, 2012

With you there.
Self-reflection is such a pain.
Boiling eggs for a salad.
Two minutes, or three?

swachski · Apr 2, 2012

If you mean numbers,

then don't you think it adds up to a positive result?