Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume III)

Muppets are scary.

I need another beer.

No offence meant AC, but--from the looks of things all that pie and beer is beginning to catch up with you.

Not to mention the pizza.

Pizza is in the pie family, isn't it?

It's one of the major food groups, along with bacon, tuna, and cheesecake.

I had all three of my 'kids' here, which is unusual since it's not Christmas. Took them out to see my mom at the home and they've all scattered towards their own homes now. Dishes are done, beds made, most of the stuff back where it belongs. Still need to run the vac, which is my least favorite thing to do. But it's quiet again! Ahhhhhh.

I have a headache.



and NightFlyer made me look up dirty smilies.

I has Easter candy.

Happy Easter.

alleycat said:

Muppets are scary.

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alleycat said:

I need another beer.

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Trust me, beer won't help.

Easter candy is so awesome, for not only is it chocolately or marshmallowy and delicous, but it is usually in pretty colors.

The only "Easter Candy" I like would be one of them there Coconut-filled, Chocolate-covered Cadbury Eggs.

Next?

Hiya Lavern and Susie.

Do you know what's funny about Easter?

Lot's of things. I can't name any, but there's definitely something funky going on at Easter, somewhere.

Do you know any?

I have been so productive today. Went to the gym, actually worked out for a respectable amount of time. Went tanning (before you all freak out, I live in Oregon, less sun, and I only went for three minutes and I don't plan on going a lot) it was the freakiest thing. I've never been in a stand up before. I felt like I was in a sci fi movie.

Now off to the kitchen to clean and make minestrone with so much bacon that it will no longer be healthy

I got peed on by a guineapig today.

Just passing through real fast!

Hi y'all. I have to go get my truck from the oil changing place so I can have something to drive to work tomorrow. Yuck. Work is a four letter word. Hey, it really is!

I got peed on by a turtle once.

I got peed on by a frog once.

RNJ said:

Just passing through real fast!

I got peed on by a turtle once.

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Work is related to several four letter words.

Now I'm curious about how anyone manages to get peed on by a turtle.

Maybe RNJ wasn't fast enough to get away from the turtle.